Orlando Brown Jr signs with Bengals

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Originally Posted by JohnnyHammersticks

Based on everything I’ve heard from the few people I know who’ve spent any significant amount of time there, Cincinnati is a boring dump. That being said I’d book a flight there immediately for either one of those two piles of perfection. Might just be that I’m in the middle of a 90-day workout program where I’m living on chicken and veggies and I’d consider strangling someone with my bare hands for a big plate of spaghetti with cheese, onions, and beans piled on it - but right now it literally looks like the best thing on planet earth.

I used to eat that a lot back in college and right after. Just used regular Hormel/Wolf chili out of a can most of the time. Hit it with a generous dose of yellow mustard and a couple tablespoons of Frank's Red Hot to balance all the savoriness. Yumm. Probably would give me a heart attack now. And/or cause the mother of all constipation episodes.