*****2023 NFL DRAFT THREAD - NO SPOILERS*****

[Dante84]

Version 2023 - PATRICK MAHOMES & THE HUNT FOR THE MIDDLE FINGER RING

Let's ****ing do this.

Rules for once the draft begins:

1. No spoiled picks in this thread, all weekend. This means that as tweets are leaking picks a few minutes before the selection is announced live, you don't post it in this thread (ex: embedded tweets), reference it in this thread (ex: Joe Slapdick says it's So and So to Green Bay) or hint at it (ex: "it's a RB!").
   
2. Don't be a dick.

Otherwise, have fun, talk shit, freak out and lose your goddamned minds. It's Draft Weekend. The hot takes in these threads are so funny. I'll also be starting player threads for each of our picks as they are made, with videos and notable stats/takes in the OP. These separate threads will be made as soon as the news breaks, outside of this thread. I will link the threads below. Pure knee-jerk gold to reference in the future.

Here are our picks:

Round 1, #31: Felix Anudike-Uzomah
Round 2, #55: Rashee Rice
Round 3, #92: Wanya Morris
Round 4, #119: Chamarri Conner
Round 5, #166: BJ Thompson
Round 6, #194: Keondre Coburn
Round 7, #250: Nic Jones

Here is a list of the prospects the Chiefs have shown interest in this year.

View the 2022 Draft thread here
View the 2021 Draft thread here
View the 2020 Draft thread here
View the 2019 Draft thread here
View the 2018 Draft thread here
View the 2017 Draft thread here

[staylor26]

I'm loving the way the board has fallen so far.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Originally Posted by unBelizable

Hog was wrong??

Shocked. Shocked I tell ya.

It's really hurting. I might take a bath with a toaster.

[cmh6476]

I feel like these picks play right into the Chiefs strategy, I'm sure. Who is Detroit gonna give one of them rbs to?

[Iconic]

please green bay do not draft a wr u ****ing pussies

[BigBeauford]

Originally Posted by staylor26

I'm loving the way the board has fallen so far.

We are going to get a seriously good player, I can feel it.

[Red Dawg]

No wrs and 2 rbs? Did they watch us win the SB with 7th round rb that put out first round RB on the bench.

[ROYC75]

Originally Posted by dirk digler

Lions are going to be a fun team to watch

Yep!

[poolboy]

only 20 picks to go

[FRCDFED]

Originally Posted by Dante84

Seriously, I would throw Detroit a 5th for DeAndre Swift.

This

[cmh6476]

Originally Posted by staylor26

I'm loving the way the board has fallen so far.

Tackles dropping, but let everyone take qbs. Levis anyone?

[BigRedChief]

So does this draft bode well for Veach so far to do his thang or is it still too early?

[notorious]

Originally Posted by Red Dawg

No wrs and 2 rbs? Did they watch us win the SB with 7th round rb that put out first round RB on the bench.

It’s been said thousands of times on here.

Drafting a RB in the 1st round is as stupid as it gets.

[Mecca]

Ahaha Packers Packered.

[Coach]

Originally Posted by Iconic

in that ben johnson offense, gibbs is gonna be so ****ing nasty man.

but boy talk about a reach pick with all that corner talent on the board

Detroit also has the 18th pick as well.

[Sassy Squatch]

Jeez. WRs dropping badly