*****2023 NFL DRAFT THREAD - NO SPOILERS*****

[Dante84]

Version 2023 - PATRICK MAHOMES & THE HUNT FOR THE MIDDLE FINGER RING

Let's ****ing do this.

Rules for once the draft begins:

1. No spoiled picks in this thread, all weekend. This means that as tweets are leaking picks a few minutes before the selection is announced live, you don't post it in this thread (ex: embedded tweets), reference it in this thread (ex: Joe Slapdick says it's So and So to Green Bay) or hint at it (ex: "it's a RB!").
   
2. Don't be a dick.

Otherwise, have fun, talk shit, freak out and lose your goddamned minds. It's Draft Weekend. The hot takes in these threads are so funny. I'll also be starting player threads for each of our picks as they are made, with videos and notable stats/takes in the OP. These separate threads will be made as soon as the news breaks, outside of this thread. I will link the threads below. Pure knee-jerk gold to reference in the future.

Here are our picks:

Round 1, #31: Felix Anudike-Uzomah
Round 2, #55: Rashee Rice
Round 3, #92: Wanya Morris
Round 4, #119: Chamarri Conner
Round 5, #166: BJ Thompson
Round 6, #194: Keondre Coburn
Round 7, #250: Nic Jones

Here is a list of the prospects the Chiefs have shown interest in this year.

View the 2022 Draft thread here
View the 2021 Draft thread here
View the 2020 Draft thread here
View the 2019 Draft thread here
View the 2018 Draft thread here
View the 2017 Draft thread here

[poolboy]

Mahommy is gonna find dudes to catch the ball...thats the least of my chiefs worries

[suzzer99]

Originally Posted by notorious

Just like a gameday thread.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Chief Roundup

Myles Murphy, Nolan Smith, and Anton Harrison are the players left that I have the most interest in

Yeah. I think Harrison is our pick.

If we needed CB at all, I'd be watching Joey Porter closely. But we're stacked there.

[Dunerdr]

Originally Posted by Mecca

To me it's either Nolan Smith or a LB Buffalo needs a starting LB.

How many dline plus broken von do they need?

[smithandrew051]

If we do somehow land Hopkins, the WR is better than last year because Hopkins is better than JuJu. It’s otherwise the same, except the players are more experienced in the system.

[TribalElder]

Cowgirls gonna steal the TE

[TwistedChief]

Originally Posted by Titty Meat

Bills gotta be taking OT here no?

Do they expend another early pick on DL?? Bold if so. Harrison maybe?

[Fishels]

Originally Posted by smithandrew051

Hardman only played 8 games, so really we’re just out JuJu.

Still. Juju is far from some nobody or hack player as alot of people seem to imply in arguments, and neither is hardman. Not elite but juju was very solid

[notorious]

Thumbs up Buffalo girlfriend asses just tensed up.

[FANATIC]

Dallas will take Kincaid.

[Sassy Squatch]

Wonder if Dallas trades with us now. Depending if Buffalo took the guy they wanted

[Coochie liquor]

Originally Posted by Boxer_Chief

Yes with juju and hardman combining for well over 1000 yards. Guess what, they’re gone now.

The season hasn’t started yet. Chill. This is the draft. There’s tons of moves made after the draft. Trust in Veach.

[tredadda]

Originally Posted by Boxer_Chief

Yes with juju and hardman combining for well over 1000 yards. Guess what, they’re gone now.

Thank goodness we still have Moore, Toney who should both make up some of that, the draft still, and FA along with a chance at Hopkins. We have the best QB in football hitting his prime and one of the most brilliant offensive minds of all time. Has Veach ever purposely neglected a position of need?

[Boxer_Chief]

Originally Posted by smithandrew051

Hardman only played 8 games, so really we’re just out JuJu.

And McKinnon. Those three accounted for 1700 receiving yards. That’s a lot to make up. Have to hope Pacheco can step up in receiving game.

[Mecca]

Originally Posted by FANATIC

Dallas will take Kincaid.

They like Mayer more supposedly.