*****2023 NFL DRAFT THREAD - NO SPOILERS*****

[Dante84]

Version 2023 - PATRICK MAHOMES & THE HUNT FOR THE MIDDLE FINGER RING

Let's ****ing do this.

Rules for once the draft begins:

1. No spoiled picks in this thread, all weekend. This means that as tweets are leaking picks a few minutes before the selection is announced live, you don't post it in this thread (ex: embedded tweets), reference it in this thread (ex: Joe Slapdick says it's So and So to Green Bay) or hint at it (ex: "it's a RB!").
   
2. Don't be a dick.

Otherwise, have fun, talk shit, freak out and lose your goddamned minds. It's Draft Weekend. The hot takes in these threads are so funny. I'll also be starting player threads for each of our picks as they are made, with videos and notable stats/takes in the OP. These separate threads will be made as soon as the news breaks, outside of this thread. I will link the threads below. Pure knee-jerk gold to reference in the future.

Here are our picks:

Round 1, #31: Felix Anudike-Uzomah
Round 2, #55: Rashee Rice
Round 3, #92: Wanya Morris
Round 4, #119: Chamarri Conner
Round 5, #166: BJ Thompson
Round 6, #194: Keondre Coburn
Round 7, #250: Nic Jones

Here is a list of the prospects the Chiefs have shown interest in this year.

View the 2022 Draft thread here
View the 2021 Draft thread here
View the 2020 Draft thread here
View the 2019 Draft thread here
View the 2018 Draft thread here
View the 2017 Draft thread here

[Rain Man]

Will Levis will take comfort in those three blondes back in his hotel room.

Unless he's related to them. Then it'll be three other blondes.

[Gary Cooper]

Levis has some babes with him. I know what I'd be doing on that couch.

[Mecca]

I think Jax keeps moving because they're heavily linked to Brian Branch.

[Dunerdr]

Originally Posted by tk13

I'm all for analytics but I don't understand how you calculate the percentage someone will be drafted by a certain point. You don't have any idea what individual teams are thinking to assess the data.

Click bait

[Fishels]

Originally Posted by Boxer_Chief

And McKinnon. Those three accounted for 1700 receiving yards. That’s a lot to make up. Have to hope Pacheco can step up in receiving game.

We need McKinnon back

[ChiefsCountry]

Bills take Kincad

[TribalElder]

MOTHER****ER

Bills stole the TE

[493rd]

Chiefs are targeting either OL or Edge. That much is clear

[carcosa]

It rocks that literally whoever we pick will be a first ballot Hall of Famer

[notorious]

via Imgflip

[scho63]

That chick on the far left of Will Levis can sit on my face anytime she wants.

[KCJake]

Not being racist ok. But check it out. Why do all these 1st round picks look like Lil Wayne?

[Boxer_Chief]

Originally Posted by tredadda

Thank goodness we still have Moore, Toney who should both make up some of that, the draft still, and FA along with a chance at Hopkins. We have the best QB in football hitting his prime and one of the most brilliant offensive minds of all time. Has Veach ever purposely neglected a position of need?

I trust Brett and I’m not trying to be negative, I’m fact I’m generally overly optimistic. But the injury history of toney, the unknown of sky, and God knows what we have in the rosses concerns be a bit. I trust veach will come through, just nervous about it right now. Maybe Ritchie will contribute 600-700 and that’d be great.

[Pablo]

The thing I like best is knowing Dante has like a dozen diff scenarios queued up and ready to give us instant content.

U da best dawg

[TLO]

THIS IS A DISTASTE