*****2023 NFL DRAFT THREAD - NO SPOILERS*****

[Dante84]

Version 2023 - PATRICK MAHOMES & THE HUNT FOR THE MIDDLE FINGER RING

Let's ****ing do this.

Rules for once the draft begins:

1. No spoiled picks in this thread, all weekend. This means that as tweets are leaking picks a few minutes before the selection is announced live, you don't post it in this thread (ex: embedded tweets), reference it in this thread (ex: Joe Slapdick says it's So and So to Green Bay) or hint at it (ex: "it's a RB!").
   
2. Don't be a dick.

Otherwise, have fun, talk shit, freak out and lose your goddamned minds. It's Draft Weekend. The hot takes in these threads are so funny. I'll also be starting player threads for each of our picks as they are made, with videos and notable stats/takes in the OP. These separate threads will be made as soon as the news breaks, outside of this thread. I will link the threads below. Pure knee-jerk gold to reference in the future.

Here are our picks:

Round 1, #31: Felix Anudike-Uzomah
Round 2, #55: Rashee Rice
Round 3, #92: Wanya Morris
Round 4, #119: Chamarri Conner
Round 5, #166: BJ Thompson
Round 6, #194: Keondre Coburn
Round 7, #250: Nic Jones

Here is a list of the prospects the Chiefs have shown interest in this year.

View the 2022 Draft thread here
View the 2021 Draft thread here
View the 2020 Draft thread here
View the 2019 Draft thread here
View the 2018 Draft thread here
View the 2017 Draft thread here

[old_geezer]

Originally Posted by Couch-Potato

WR Hyatt
DE Murphy
DE Smith
DT Smith
DT Breese

I would add OT Harrison to that list. We will be getting a damn good player before the night is over.

[Rain Man]

It's sure looking like we'll take a defensive lineman or edge unless we go Harrison at LT.

[Pablo]

Originally Posted by lewdog

Quoting this for reference and truth. Good pull.

I'm gonna make it out to zona and kick it with all you ****ers at some point. That's a promise

[chiefforlife]

Originally Posted by Couch-Potato

WR Hyatt
DE Murphy
DE Smith
DT Smith
DT Breese

And Harrison

[Nightfyre]

Originally Posted by Boxer_Chief

Yep I know our wr room wasn’t great last year but we lost a lot of production. Going to have to hope toney and Moore play like they have shown flashes of. There’s talent there.

I have faith that McKinnon is coming back.

[Pitt Gorilla]

Originally Posted by WhawhaWhat

Chiefs are going to trade back for someone that wants a QB. Maybe Lions or Rams.

I wouldn't hate it, if they got really good value.

[Hark Clunt]

imagine traveling to watch the draft

[DJ's left nut]

Bills gave up picks to move up and select Trey McBride 2.0.

Fantastic pick for us.

[Chieftain]

Games are won in the trenches. Get Harrison. Do it now, Bert.

[poolboy]

Originally Posted by Dunerdr

Chiefs went heavy sets and won a Super Bowl. Now they want to re create.

yep, Its amazing how other teams are playing keep away

[MMXcalibur]

Clark Hunt isn't going to let Boot Vouch trade our #31 pick.

[Nightfyre]

Originally Posted by chiefforlife

And Harrison

I wouldn't be surprised if Harrison is the pick - after a move in the middle to end of the second round.

[DenverChief]

Originally Posted by poolboy

chiefs gonna go D

FELIX ANUDIKE-UZOMAH, BJ OJULARI, MYLES MURPHY, NOLAN SMITH

[Couch-Potato]

WR Hyatt
DE Murphy
OT Harrison
DE Smith
DT Smith
DT Breese

[Dunerdr]

HARRISON OR MURPHY TO THE CHEFS LET IT BE