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Old 04-26-2023, 04:40 PM  
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*****2023 NFL DRAFT THREAD - NO SPOILERS*****

Version 2023 - PATRICK MAHOMES & THE HUNT FOR THE MIDDLE FINGER RING

Let's ****ing do this.

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Rules for once the draft begins:
  1. No spoiled picks in this thread, all weekend. This means that as tweets are leaking picks a few minutes before the selection is announced live, you don't post it in this thread (ex: embedded tweets), reference it in this thread (ex: Joe Slapdick says it's So and So to Green Bay) or hint at it (ex: "it's a RB!").
  2. Don't be a dick.
Otherwise, have fun, talk shit, freak out and lose your goddamned minds. It's Draft Weekend. The hot takes in these threads are so funny. I'll also be starting player threads for each of our picks as they are made, with videos and notable stats/takes in the OP. These separate threads will be made as soon as the news breaks, outside of this thread. I will link the threads below. Pure knee-jerk gold to reference in the future.

Here are our picks:

Round 1, #31: Felix Anudike-Uzomah
Round 2, #55: Rashee Rice
Round 3, #92: Wanya Morris
Round 4, #119: Chamarri Conner
Round 5, #166: BJ Thompson
Round 6, #194: Keondre Coburn
Round 7, #250: Nic Jones

Here is a list of the prospects the Chiefs have shown interest in this year.

View the 2022 Draft thread here
View the 2021 Draft thread here
View the 2020 Draft thread here
View the 2019 Draft thread here
View the 2018 Draft thread here
View the 2017 Draft thread here


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Old 04-28-2023, 09:09 AM   #2281
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Bye bitch.

Dude bought into his own media hype. That's gotta hurt bad. Thought he was going top 5 and doesn't even get picked in the first.
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Old 04-28-2023, 09:11 AM   #2282
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Dude bought into his own media hype. That's gotta hurt bad. Thought he was going top 5 and doesn't even get picked in the first.
That dude came out and said the Panthers were taking him at #1. If there was ever a QB that looks like the one from Draft Day...it's this idiot.
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Old 04-28-2023, 09:11 AM   #2283
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I’m a life long Iowa fan. Campbell is one of the best college LB’s I’ve ever seen. But JFC, 18th overall?
Detroits draft strategy is weird but I understand it.

They took Gibbs and Campbell 2 positions of need and they took them because they felt there were huge cliffs after them. They're playing to the depth of the draft thinking they can get a CB today.

Campbell would have gone to either Dallas or Buffalo so not that far of a reach.
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Old 04-28-2023, 09:12 AM   #2284
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At least they didn't panic like the Jets.
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Old 04-28-2023, 09:14 AM   #2285
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Dude bought into his own media hype. That's gotta hurt bad. Thought he was going top 5 and doesn't even get picked in the first.
Bro did you see his girl friend...... WHo the **** cares, that dude was getting sloppy toppy later that night regardless
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Old 04-28-2023, 09:14 AM   #2286
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At least they didn't panic like the Jets.
This draft also should show you something, the NFL values traits over everything.

Will McDonald has elite bend, Emmanuel Forbes has elite ball production, the NFL values the **** out of those traits so they got pushed up the board. While good all around football players like Mayer, Branch, Porter Jr even Felix got pushed down the board.
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Old 04-28-2023, 09:15 AM   #2287
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Bro did you see his girl friend...... WHo the **** cares, that dude was getting sloppy toppy later that night regardless
Levis has a lot of good traits if he can get picked to the right spot he could easily be a good NFL QB.
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Old 04-28-2023, 09:20 AM   #2288
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Levis has a lot of good traits if he can get picked to the right spot he could easily be a good NFL QB.
I thought the Titans would be a good fit.
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Old 04-28-2023, 09:22 AM   #2289
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I'm mostly with you but dumbfounded two running backs went in the first twelve picks. I would be highly pissed. What the hell is Detroit doing? Is it going to start running three-back sets?
Detroit is just cursed...with abject stupidity. With a roster of several good, promising young talent, they completely fumble-dicked their chance to do something special in this draft. MLB and RB that no boards had in the 1st rnd. If i were a Lions fan, I would light a truck on fire and roll it into their draft room
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Old 04-28-2023, 09:29 AM   #2290
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That dude came out and said the Panthers were taking him at #1. If there was ever a QB that looks like the one from Draft Day...it's this idiot.
Contrast this guy to how Mahomes handles himself.
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Old 04-28-2023, 09:30 AM   #2291
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Detroit is just cursed...with abject stupidity. With a roster of several good, promising young talent, they completely fumble-dicked their chance to do something special in this draft. MLB and RB that no boards had in the 1st rnd. If i were a Lions fan, I would light a truck on fire and roll it into their draft room
Those guys were both going in round 1.
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Old 04-28-2023, 09:34 AM   #2292
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With Detroit taking Gibbs, I'd offer them a day 3 pick for Swift.
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Old 04-28-2023, 09:39 AM   #2293
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jack campbell i believe his name is from iowa going in the teens is a wtf moment to me
Im an Iowa fan and I dont think either of them are that good. Van ness and Campbell.
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Old 04-28-2023, 09:40 AM   #2294
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So the mayo in coffee is similar to a bulletproof coffee?

Adding fat?
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So the mayo in coffee is similar to a bulletproof coffee?

Adding fat?
He uses Miracle Whip. So he's adding fat and a ton of sugar.
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