*****2023 NFL DRAFT THREAD - NO SPOILERS*****

[Dante84]

Version 2023 - PATRICK MAHOMES & THE HUNT FOR THE MIDDLE FINGER RING

Let's ****ing do this.

Rules for once the draft begins:

1. No spoiled picks in this thread, all weekend. This means that as tweets are leaking picks a few minutes before the selection is announced live, you don't post it in this thread (ex: embedded tweets), reference it in this thread (ex: Joe Slapdick says it's So and So to Green Bay) or hint at it (ex: "it's a RB!").
   
2. Don't be a dick.

Otherwise, have fun, talk shit, freak out and lose your goddamned minds. It's Draft Weekend. The hot takes in these threads are so funny. I'll also be starting player threads for each of our picks as they are made, with videos and notable stats/takes in the OP. These separate threads will be made as soon as the news breaks, outside of this thread. I will link the threads below. Pure knee-jerk gold to reference in the future.

Here are our picks:

Round 1, #31: Felix Anudike-Uzomah
Round 2, #55: Rashee Rice
Round 3, #92: Wanya Morris
Round 4, #119: Chamarri Conner
Round 5, #166: BJ Thompson
Round 6, #194: Keondre Coburn
Round 7, #250: Nic Jones

Here is a list of the prospects the Chiefs have shown interest in this year.

View the 2022 Draft thread here
View the 2021 Draft thread here
View the 2020 Draft thread here
View the 2019 Draft thread here
View the 2018 Draft thread here
View the 2017 Draft thread here

[The Franchise]

How highly did the #Lions value RB Jahmyr Gibbs? My understanding is they would’ve been comfortable taking him at No. 6. Instead, Brad Holmes traded back with AZ, added draft capital (including No. 34) and got Gibbs at 12. A potential difference-maker in Ben Johnson’s offense.

— Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) April 28, 2023

[staylor26]

Then why did you sign David Montgomery?

[Mecca]

Originally Posted by staylor26

Then why did you sign David Montgomery?

Different style I assume.

[Discuss Thrower]

Where did all the Gibbs talk come from? Three months all.i had heard was Bijan was the only RB worth taking in R1 and even then that was probably a reach for whoever took him.

[wazu]

Originally Posted by staylor26

Then why did you sign David Montgomery?

I'm guessing he'll take the Jamaal Williams role.

[-King-]

Colts Fans…would you take Will Levis at #2 if you’re on the board for Colts in 4 hours from now???🏈🏈🏈… and go Montana - Young for Franchise??

— Jim Irsay (@JimIrsay) April 28, 2023

Dudes hilarious

[staylor26]

Originally Posted by Mecca

Different style I assume.

Originally Posted by wazu

I'm guessing he'll take the Jamaal Williams role.

Oh I get that, but it's just A LOT of investment at RB in one offseason.

[Sure-Oz]

Originally Posted by htismaqe

Damn, dude has a harem. Who needs football?

Weren't 2 blonds his sister's

[The Franchise]

Originally Posted by staylor26

Oh I get that, but it's just A LOT of investment at RB in one offseason.

Gibbs probably likes the taste of kneecaps.

[ChiefsFanatic]

Originally Posted by Mecca

I wonder if Josh Kaindoh is crying in the corner.

Who?

[Mecca]

Originally Posted by staylor26

Oh I get that, but it's just A LOT of investment at RB in one offseason.

There's also some people out there who think offensive positions are about to get blurred like I came across this.

Gibbs was coming off the board in the top 20 picks all along. That type of versatile weapon is coveted.

Defensive positions are getting blurred in most defenses. Very soon, we will blur the offensive positions too (think Deebo, etc)

[Mecca]

Originally Posted by Sure-Oz

Weren't 2 blonds his sister's

Yes, his gf is the brunette one that was there.

[Sure-Oz]

Originally Posted by Mecca

Yes, his gf is the brunette one that was there.

Yeah she was fire

[The Franchise]

Originally Posted by Sure-Oz

Yeah she was fire

She's hot but looks like a raging bitch.

[raybec 4]

Originally Posted by Sure-Oz

Yeah she was fire

Shit, CP men bang finer women in the Burger King bathroom