*****2023 NFL DRAFT THREAD - NO SPOILERS*****

[Dante84]

Version 2023 - PATRICK MAHOMES & THE HUNT FOR THE MIDDLE FINGER RING

Let's ****ing do this.

Rules for once the draft begins:

1. No spoiled picks in this thread, all weekend. This means that as tweets are leaking picks a few minutes before the selection is announced live, you don't post it in this thread (ex: embedded tweets), reference it in this thread (ex: Joe Slapdick says it's So and So to Green Bay) or hint at it (ex: "it's a RB!").
   
2. Don't be a dick.

Otherwise, have fun, talk shit, freak out and lose your goddamned minds. It's Draft Weekend. The hot takes in these threads are so funny. I'll also be starting player threads for each of our picks as they are made, with videos and notable stats/takes in the OP. These separate threads will be made as soon as the news breaks, outside of this thread. I will link the threads below. Pure knee-jerk gold to reference in the future.

Here are our picks:

Round 1, #31: Felix Anudike-Uzomah
Round 2, #55: Rashee Rice
Round 3, #92: Wanya Morris
Round 4, #119: Chamarri Conner
Round 5, #166: BJ Thompson
Round 6, #194: Keondre Coburn
Round 7, #250: Nic Jones

Here is a list of the prospects the Chiefs have shown interest in this year.

View the 2022 Draft thread here
View the 2021 Draft thread here
View the 2020 Draft thread here
View the 2019 Draft thread here
View the 2018 Draft thread here
View the 2017 Draft thread here

[Mecca]

Originally Posted by BigRedChief

Needs to be. We are thin as **** at DT. Jones can’t play every single down. We need some depth.

They have 6 DTs under contract...not saying they're great or anything.

[VAChief]

Originally Posted by Mecca

Every single guy they've taken has been over 9 on RAS, the Chiefs value superior athletes.

Didn't Zach Kuntz post a 10?

[dirk digler]

Not a fan of that pick but it is the 5th round

Seems like a practice squad player and or mysterious last game injury to go on IR.

[BryanBusby]

Likely getting fake IR'd for a year

[neech]

Chiefs have another pic in just. nine more pics

[Couch-Potato]

Hope we take Perry with the next pick, Mitchell and Luepke with the following.

Palmer, Ford-Wheaton and Sean Tucker are out there too.

Plenty of DL talent left IMO Clark, Incoom, Coburn, Stills

[JPH83]

Originally Posted by VAChief

It's Josh Kaindoh 2.0. It's a pick for the upside.

I think this is it, he'll definitely need time. Hopefully pans out better. Not who i'd gone for but there's undoubtedly potential upside

[dirk digler]

Originally Posted by BryanBusby

Likely getting fake IR'd for a year

that is what I was thinking as well. Seems like a waste but what do I know. Trust in Veach!

[Kiimo]

I'm sure it's a typo since he's apparently 240 but this is just hilarious. Thanks for the heart attack, ESPN

[Mecca]

These picks tell you aside from losing Clark and Dunlap they are tired of waiting on Kaindoh and Herring.

[Mecca]

Originally Posted by dirk digler

that is what I was thinking as well. Seems like a waste but what do I know. Trust in Veach!

Kaindoh and Herring just got told to shit or get off the pot with this draft...

[The Franchise]

With Uzi, Karlaftis, Omenihu and Danna…you could keep this kid as your 5th DE and he’d be fine.

[Tribal Warfare]

Keaton Mitchell is still available

[dirk digler]

Herring was a rookie last season I can't see them giving up on him so soon.

[Mecca]

Originally Posted by dirk digler

Herring was a rookie last season I can't see them giving up on him so soon.

Him and Kaindoh basically didn't play...that's not a good sign.