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I Like The Kansas City Chiefs
Join Date: Nov 2017
Location: Shawnee, KS
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I think Dan Orlovsky has been reading CP satire posts about anybody the Chiefs sign and that inspired his Caleb Williams comp.
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#137 |
Sauntering Vaguely Downwards
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Columbia, Mo
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I shit you not - I'm not allowed to play with clients.
We have two Juniors who are awfully good so we send them to go golfing with the clients. We occasionally call the founding partner out of retirement if one of our two anchor tenants wants a round but under no circumstances is it gonna be me. But I have a buddy who's kindof a big deal for a publicly traded company. Did the leadership schools and all that nonsense - doing well down in Texas. He told me "hey, all that 'putt for dough' stuff is bullshit. Learn to drive. That's it. Business golf is about keeping the ball in the fairway and then strolling out there with your client instead wandering through the rough looking for your stupid ball. None of those guys give a rip if you 4 putt but they are gonna lose interest in this outing REALLY fast if you keep stealing the cart to go find your ball OOB" I'll be damned if he's not right. If you could just hit everything 225 and straight, that's PERFECT for business golf. But yeah - I'm bad. And don't have the patience to be good.
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#139 |
MVP
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Commanders release Marcus Kemp.
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#140 |
Banned!
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: NOT Columbia, MO 65201
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Trade for Watson in the works? Or, worse yet, getting ready to poach ISM.
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Location: Scott City KS
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Join Date: Apr 2007
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![]() I too am a shit golfer. We have a half mile grass runway at the farm and I used to try to do a little driving there, but man I’m a bag of shit. and like you don’t have the patience to learn. When I was at Cabela’s the guys from the office insisted I golf with them when I got married. We split up into pairs and Obviously I was in the rough looking for my balls. Poor bastard with me deserves free beer forever. But I ripped a good one and out drove everybody. I didn’t say a word about it on account of all the other garbage shots I hit, but my partner talked SO. MUCH. SHIT. ![]() Golf, for all its faults still achieves a nice endorphin hit when it’s right. The other thing that always made me laugh is my supervisor was a big golfer. Drove a piece of shit Volvo from the 90s, but bought a house on the golf course and a membership and golfed like every day for 9 months out of the year. Obviously him and I didn’t have a ton to talk about but I’ll never forget him saying, “I’ve seen dudes spend $500 on a driver, but won’t spend $20 for a lesson.” Fits an awful lot of people I know. |
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#143 |
Abolish The Salary Cap!
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Tossed Salad & Scrambled Eggs
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Uh, I would take Albert O. as TE3 for sure.
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Hockey Town
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MVP
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Tossed Salad & Scrambled Eggs
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I want him as receiving insurance if (god forbid) Kelce goes down and all that’s left is Gray or Bushman.
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Hockey Town
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Abolish The Salary Cap!
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