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Was in como for an infusion this morning, but the wife passed on shopping to get back home so she could drop me off and make it to town in time for the grandkids homecoming parade. So I held my cheeks together and shat at home. I’m going back next Thursday for speech therapy, so I have that going for me. sec
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Busy in a Kohl's restroom
Join Date: Aug 2002
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In the unlikely event that I ever write a book (regardless of the subject): I'm stealing this thread title for the name of the book. (Well not stealing really...I'll happily send SR the appropriate residual checks, assuming any money comes of it.)
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Life is changing..
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I'd read that for a dollar!
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Consuming CP souls
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Shit in the woods the other day
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Life is changing..
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In Search of a Life
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Consuming CP souls
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No way but it was a messy mess to clean up after getting back to the cabin
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#204 |
Needs more middle fingers
Join Date: Mar 2005
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Ditto.
It doesn't work. Whoever said it works is a liar.
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Join Date: Sep 2006
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Nothing exciting like shitting at Kohls, but I recently started making sourdough breads. I had the squirts for about a week. I'm talking about sudden atomic explosions with little to no warnings of impending boom. This morning was my first solid poop since this journey began. I'm guessing their related, but I really don't know. I'm just glad I'm not playing shart roulette anymore. Anyone have a similar experience?
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#206 |
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: nemo
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You need to catch a possum or a rabbit and use it.
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Consuming CP souls
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Recreated the dumb and dumber scene in a Freddy's bathroom today. Barely made it!
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#208 |
Are you ready to Rumble?
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Guys I found a nicer place to shit than Kohls.
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On Hiatus
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Buccees has the cleanest bathrooms in the USA....it's what they are known for along with the Wall of Jerky.
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On Hiatus
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