Let's Talk About the Bills.

[TinyEvel]

Early Vegas line is Chiefs -3 at home.

Buffalo (6-6) coming off a bye, has seen their offense improve under an interim OC, but five of the six the teams they've beaten are at or near the bottom of the league: Giants, Jets, Commanders, Raiders, Jets. Last week lost a close one to Philadelphia in OT. Bills had over 500 yards of offense.

Chiefs (8-4) well, we know how they've been doing. Finally back at Arrowhead after two road games and likely with two defensive starters out. How do we beat 'em?

[Hammock Parties]

he'll probably get 2 sacks against us

The NFL is not placing Von Miller on paid leave on the commissioner’s exempt list at this point. That potentially could change if prosecutors file formal criminal charges against him.

— MarkMaske (@MarkMaske) December 6, 2023

[KCUnited]

Nah Mahomes ain't pregnant

[Wallcrawler]

The gameday question here is which team steps on their own dick the most to lose this game?

Through 12 games, you're pretty much guaranteed to see KC cleat puncture their own cock a minimum of 5 times, so that the end product resembles a soaker hose gardening tool.

1. LaJarius Sneed will hand the opposing offense a fresh set of downs at least once. The likelihood is that it's more than once, but it's going to happen. Our defense frequently spends half of a quarter of games on the field on single drives.

2. Jawaan Taylor, the other half of the most penalized player duo in football will torpedo at least one drive with a holding penalty that likely didn't even need to happen during the play. Peppered into the game will be a few times whet he hamstrings a drive with his infuriating false starts.

3. Andy Reid will call a cool, crisp 3 and out series after our defense spends half of one of the quarters on the field.

4. One of our toilet scum level wide outs will torpedo a drive with a dropped pass.

5. Andy Reid will torpedo a drive due to horrific personnel choices made on a critical 3rd down due to him coaching in a diabetic coma because there wasn't time for that last greaseburger. Take your pick on who gets yanked. Kelce out for Bell, Pacheco out for Clyde, Rice off the field at any time a wide receiver may be needed to make a play. There's so many options to sub in trash for talent.


Now, Sean Mcderpitt, this guy is in some deep shit right now. They've already fired the offensive coordinator. His strength is the defense, while Andy's is allegedly offense.

I feel like the Bills will cockstomp themselves more than we will, because it's just kind of been what they do all season. If KC gets the Bills one dimensional, I think it's a laugher.

But if the Bills can run the ball, shorten the game and limit Patrick's possessions, then I really won't matter how many times the Bills step on their own dick, because our 5 of our own will be adequate to make this game very close.

[Hammock Parties]

pretty worried about this game

the bills offense is on a tear and chinks in our armor have been revealed

the bills defense is mid as **** with secondary issues, but we've played two teams now with questionable defenses and scored 17 and 19 points

we need one of bolton or tranquill at minimum for me to feel good about winning this game, and it would be really nice if mckinnon can go

i'm not gonna know how to feel until the injury reports settle

for sure we need to hope dane jackson isn't coming back for BUF

[Coochie liquor]

Originally Posted by Wallcrawler

The gameday question here is which team steps on their own dick the most to lose this game?

Through 12 games, you're pretty much guaranteed to see KC cleat puncture their own cock a minimum of 5 times, so that the end product resembles a soaker hose gardening tool.

1. LaJarius Sneed will hand the opposing offense a fresh set of downs at least once. The likelihood is that it's more than once, but it's going to happen. Our defense frequently spends half of a quarter of games on the field on single drives.

2. Jawaan Taylor, the other half of the most penalized player duo in football will torpedo at least one drive with a holding penalty that likely didn't even need to happen during the play. Peppered into the game will be a few times whet he hamstrings a drive with his infuriating false starts.

3. Andy Reid will call a cool, crisp 3 and out series after our defense spends half of one of the quarters on the field.

4. One of our toilet scum level wide outs will torpedo a drive with a dropped pass.

5. Andy Reid will torpedo a drive due to horrific personnel choices made on a critical 3rd down due to him coaching in a diabetic coma because there wasn't time for that last greaseburger. Take your pick on who gets yanked. Kelce out for Bell, Pacheco out for Clyde, Rice off the field at any time a wide receiver may be needed to make a play. There's so many options to sub in trash for talent.


Now, Sean Mcderpitt, this guy is in some deep shit right now. They've already fired the offensive coordinator. His strength is the defense, while Andy's is allegedly offense.

I feel like the Bills will cockstomp themselves more than we will, because it's just kind of been what they do all season. If KC gets the Bills one dimensional, I think it's a laugher.

But if the Bills can run the ball, shorten the game and limit Patrick's possessions, then I really won't matter how many times the Bills step on their own dick, because our 5 of our own will be adequate to make this game very close.

Why even be a fan at this point? Miserable ****ing idiot!

[room152]

Helps having Uncle Carl on the game God forbid it get's close. He won't let what happened last week happen again.

[SHOWTIME]

������������: Von Miller is expected to be able to play for the #Bills this week since no formal charges have been filed against him.

He hasn’t been placed on the commissioners’ exempt list because of this.

"It's an open investigation, so we'll let the legal process play out." https://t.co/kxnD9l7NY3 pic.twitter.com/lOvThnmQlD

— JPAFootball (@jasrifootball) December 6, 2023

[Hammock Parties]

Von Miller playing or not playing doesn't move the needle in this game.

47.9 PFF grade
8 games
3 pressures
1 QB hit

[Rainbarrel]

Who's got Kelce

[LagunaSWana]

Originally Posted by Wallcrawler

2. Jawaan Taylor, the other half of the most penalized player duo in football will torpedo at least one drive with a holding penalty that likely didn't even need to happen during the play. Peppered into the game will be a few times whet he hamstrings a drive with his infuriating false starts.

He has 2 holding calls and 3 false starts in the last 6 games. So less than one penalty per game. Not saying it won't happen, but he's cleaned up quite a bit since his first 4 games.

[Molitoth]

Von Miller doesn't scare me as much as our own WR's running shitter routes and dropping balls.

[LagunaSWana]

My prediction for the Bills' game: Trent McDuffie gets his first career interception.

[Megatron96]

Originally Posted by LagunaSWana

My prediction for the Bills' game: Trent McDuffie gets his first career interception.

How does he not have one yet? I thought he had at least one or two by now.

[FloridaMan88]

Andy Reid says Isiah Pacheco has a shoulder contusion. He's getting it checked. Bryan Cook has an ankle sprain and is going through further evaluation. Donovan Smith has a neck stinger, and Drue Tranquill remains in concussion protocol.

All four won't practice on Wednesday.

— Pete Sweeney (@pgsween) December 6, 2023

[IowaHawkeyeChief]

Originally Posted by Megatron96

How does he not have one yet? I thought he had at least one or two by now.

rarely throw his way...