****OFFICIAL Raiders vs Chiefs Christmas Day Game Thread****

[Raiderhater]

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Christmas Day and Chiefs football is under the Kingdom’s tree, with the stocking stuffer of hosting our oldest rival - the filthy, degenerate, vagabond Raiders! And one of the traditional ways of celebrating this beloved holiday is through music, so grab yourself a glass of eggnog, a bottle of Boulevard Nutcracker Ale or whatever your preferred cup of Christmas cheer may be and lets go a caroling with a few of these spirited Christmas and Game Day mashups!



The first touchdown the Raiders did cry
They knew it would not be the last in the turf as they lay,
In the turf where they lay,
Broken and bruised
On a wet Christmas day
That was so sweet
Victory, victory, victory, victory!
The Chiefs are gonna’ roll today!

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Super Bowls, Super Bowls
Super all the way
Oh, what fun it'll be to win
the Lombardi on the raiders' home field, hey
Super Bowls, Super Bowls
Super all the way
Oh, what fun it'll be to win
The Lombardi on the raiders' home field!

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On the twelfth day of Chiefsmas,
the Kingdom sent to me
Twelve hundred commercials,
Eleven cheerleaders cheering,
Ten yella flags a-flying,
Nine Rice receptions,
Eight plays of twenty,
Seven threads on rigging,
Six no look passes,
Five gameday thread bans,
Four BigMac sacks,
Three Raiders’ turnovers,
Two Kelce touchdowns,
And a cheeseburger for Andy

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Here comes Big Red
Here comes Big Red
Right down Arrowhead Drive
Patrick and Kelce and all his team, playin' on the field
Fans are screamin', defense hittin', all is merry and Gay
So wear your red and gold and set up the buffet
'Cause Big Red comes today

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Have yourself a merry little Chiefsmas
Let your cheers be loud
Next year all our troubles, will be out of sight

Have yourself a merry little Chiefsmas
Make the tailgate gay
Next year all our troubles, will be miles away

Once again, as in olden days
Happy red and golden days of yore
Faithful fans who are dear to us
Will be near to us once more

Someday soon we all will be celebrating,
A Super Bowl win
Until then, we'll have to settle for a Raider beatdown
So have yourself a merry little Chiefsmas now

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Merry Christmas ChiefsPlanet!

Go Chiefs!

**** the Raiders!

[ChiefsFanatic]

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

why is mahomes not throwing the ball at the back of his drop.

Because he has defenders in his lap, and the receivers can't separate, and the play calls suck.

[FloridaMan88]

Chiefs have no downfield passing game.

Thanks Veach.

[ChiTown]

Originally Posted by DRM08

Travis has a Butterfinger problem this year

Focus problem. It’s been bad

[Molitoth]

Originally Posted by Ken Bone

Don’t we have anyone who can run a slant?

Andy Reid doesn't have that play on his sheet.

You know, one of the best plays in football

[BWillie]

u have to go for it, no choice

[scho63]

Originally Posted by Gary Cooper

Calling the same pass play back to back?

Just like two trick plays in 1st half that cause Raider TD.

[Gary Cooper]

Originally Posted by smithandrew051

Why did we run the same play twice in a row when it clearly didn’t work?

They don't believe anyone can get open in the end zone. Still a lazy play call though after doing it the play before.

[AustinChief]

Why go for it?

[Rain Man]

You have to go for it here. We'll get it.

[Calcountry]

The negative mojo is not working

[RINGLEADER]

Another drop (but good defense to cause it)

[FloridaMan88]

Another drop

[SD15]

Shoulda pounded it with Clyde

[493rd]

Raider defense has pummeled us today

[ThyKingdomCome15]

Who's calling the plays? Someone is lost.