What color Corvette would you buy?

[ThrobProng]

Originally Posted by ModSocks

What are you, a black commie?

At the end of the day, your SRT Challenger still looks like a brick on wheels. That Corvette drops panties.

Sure, the panties of women who get moist at the thought of a guy going through a mid-life crisis.

[ToxSocks]

Originally Posted by ThrobProng

Sure, the panties of women who get moist at the thought of a guy going through a mid-life crisis.

We're talking about millions of women, my guy. Young, old....you name it.

[ThrobProng]

Originally Posted by ModSocks

We're talking about millions of women, my guy. Young, old....you name it.

Yeah, then the driver gets out of the Vette and they dry up like SoCal in July.

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by ThrobProng

Sure, the panties of women who get moist at the thought of a guy going through a mid-life crisis.

And an SRT Challenger says, what exactly?

"I like things loud, fast in a straight line and kinda ugly"?

I mean sure, the Corvette may just be another bottle blond with big tits trying to look like the true supermodels that came by their looks through stellar genetics. But I'll be damned if it didn't get close enough.

You can take your chick with 'unconventional' good looks - I'll take my bleached barbie with perky cans that corners on rails.

[ThrobProng]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

And an SRT Challenger says, what exactly?

"I like things loud, fast in a straight line and kinda ugly"?

I mean sure, the Corvette may just be another bottle blond with big tits trying to look like the true supermodels that came by their looks through stellar genetics. But I'll be damned if it didn't get close enough.

You can take your chick with 'unconventional' good looks - I'll take my bleached barbie with perky cans that corners on rails.

IMO buying a car to impress women is pathetic. In my (much) younger days, I was pulling better tail while driving a $400 Honda Civic than the CEO of my company at the time.

[JohnnyHammersticks]

Originally Posted by ThrobProng

IMO buying a car to impress women is pathetic. In my (much) younger days, I was pulling better tail while driving a $400 Honda Civic than the CEO of my company at the time.

[loochy]

Originally Posted by ThrobProng

Sure, the panties of women who get moist at the thought of a guy going through a mid-life crisis.

It always bugs me when they attribute middle aged men getting cool sports cars to a mid-life crisis. Instead, it's usually when a man accrues enough funds to be able to afford the car that they've wanted all along.

[ThrobProng]

Originally Posted by loochy

It always bugs me when they attribute middle aged men getting cool sports cars to a mid-life crisis. Instead, it's usually when a man accrues enough funds to be able to afford the car that they've wanted all along.

True, the middle aged Vette owner with a gold chain and too much exposed chest hair is a stereotype, but so is the bubbly blonde who drops trou at the sight of a Vette.