My wife brought a puppy home.

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Originally Posted by Bwana

Go buy about 30 head of black angus, so the dog has something else to bite.
They can be ornery and are a dog that needs a job. At the very least, make sure it gets plenty of play and exercise.

Or maybe, and I’m just spitballing, don’t get a dog with a pathological need to bite things if you have a baby.

OP’s wife is a moron.