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[Bearcat]

Originally Posted by TheGuardian

I have one for you -

You really like cinnamon rolls. But ONLY the middle part.

So you don't want to pay for the Cinnamon rolls down at the bakery. Because you only like the middle part. After all, why should you have to pay for full price for a cinnamon roll when there's only this specific part YOU want?

So you go there and when they aren't looking, you take all of the centers of the cinnamon rolls and eat them.

Because again, it's not stealing since you're just taking part of it, and not all of it. Because you don't want the rest.

Thanks, Dan.

Pretty sure nobody has claimed it's not stealing?

But then you'd have to pretend...
- The bakery makes billions dollars per year
- You have to watch commercials while you're eating the cinnamon roll. You can pick it up to go, but if you dine-in, you have to pay $50 for parking (which goes up annually) and hundreds of dollars to sit in the bakery. Beer is also $20 and it's the really cheap shit. You can however hang out in the parking lot for as long as you want and eat your own food beforehand.
- The bakery could just offer everything on the menu at a fair price, but you actually have to go to one specific store in town to order off the full menu at premium prices... and you literally have to order everything on the menu at that store.
-- And then at a second store, they'll have one or two items per week that you can order, but you have to pay an annual membership that's not related to the full menu store.
-- And then at a 3rd store, they have another menu item once per week, which is usually terrible, but sometimes you'll want to check out; but you'll need another annual membership.
-- And then there's a pop-up food truck that comes by every once in a while that generally has great menu items that you'll definitely want to buy. You have to buy a cheaper monthly membership to the food truck, even though they'll only show up once in a month.

...and at the end of the day, you're really just looking for the middle of one specific cinnamon roll, which sporadically rotates around 3 different memberships; and then rarely another menu item or two that could be on any given membership.
...however, given all the hassle, sometimes these menu items become available through other means, free in a dark alley. You still pay for the middle of the one specific cinnamon roll with multiple annual memberships so you don't miss anything, but sometimes another one comes along that's just not worth everything combined.



I know, tl;dr.... nuance is a bitch.