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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Kansas City, MO
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Shat sounds classier. Can almost hear it in a British accent when reading.
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#227 |
What's up braj?
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Placencia, Belize
Casino cash: $-1596750
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I’m pooping right now TBH
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#228 |
Spiraling down the Drain
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Dante's Ninth Circle
Casino cash: $-709412
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Just shat at the Y. Lost about three pounds.
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#229 |
SuperChiefs
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Florida
Casino cash: $-1420178
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After shitting at Kohls, shitting anywhere else just isn't the same.
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#230 |
Life is changing..
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: NW Missouri
Casino cash: $-2390000
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#231 |
Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: The West Side
Casino cash: $-2205690
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Pooping at Costco rn!
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#232 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
Casino cash: $1798454
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I was on a rural work trip today. An hour after lunch I felt those really bad cramps that make you hurt all the way down to your ballon knot like you sat on an electric fence. I was an hour from home and as I cruised down the hwy I started looking at the rows of hay bales wondering if I could get there dry…and then would keep going hoping I could get to the next town. I drove fast and furious doing breathing exercises and trying to draw the monster back in the cave….i pass an unkept gas station….fight on soldier….and I accidentally pass the most common gas station in the state….i make it a couple of blocks past the county courthouse and I realize disaster is pending….ill never make it home. U turn….pull into the parking lot and the mental battle begins….can I make it inside. If I make it inside, where is the outhouse most likely to be? Is it a court day and will there be a line? I’ll be destroying a garbage can in public view if there is…..
Fortune favors the bold…as I penguin walk past thr people on the stairs to the basement….there it is in all glory. A family restroom…unoccupied….single stall, lock on the door….and it was clean. It was clean. I’m looking for a survivors group to work through my PTSD…but this thread will do. |
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What's up braj?
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Placencia, Belize
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Cynical Misanthrope
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Alaska
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I’m glad you made it. I’ll hoist a cold one in your honor. Stand tall, my friend. Stand tall. |
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#235 |
Snacks Are Under My Apron
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: The Edge
Casino cash: $-912380
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I can hear Johnny Cash singing
I shat myself today…
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#236 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
Casino cash: $1798454
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I was driving again today and contemplated just how close I was to disaster. The only way I can adequately say it would a jack in the box jumped out when I started to squat….or maybe someone opening the prank can of spring snakes.
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MVP
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Driftless Region
Casino cash: $-2440000
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I’ve literately shat in an empty Amazon box at an abandoned building because I misjudged the urgency of the matter in the previous town. If I come home and the bottom of my white T-Shirt is ripped off my wife says “You had an emergency didn’t you?” |
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On Hiatus
Join Date: Aug 2000
Casino cash: $-1130300
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I had to laugh after my surgery...the attending Nurse told me it would be best to stay away from Mexican or Chinese food for a while....I didn't listen to her and 2 weeks after the surgery my wife and I went to dinner with another couple to a Hibachi Restaurant...we left shortly after finishing our dinner...let's just say the last 5 minutes of the ride required some hard cheek clenching action and a very hilarious run from the car to the bathroom. |
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#239 |
Starter
Join Date: Dec 2022
Location: Oregon
Casino cash: $-5269500
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I dropped a solid piece at Barnes and Nobles over the weekend.
8/10 - decent lighting - quality paper - roomy stalls. A little sad that there are fewer and fewer B&N's these days. |
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#240 |
Bolton gonna knock you out
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: They Freed Kartel!!
Casino cash: $-817606
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Is this the Caliendo re-signed thread?
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