A company called "BrainBridge" claims head transplants will be reality within 10 yrs

[Hammock Parties]

A company called BrainBridge says they will be able to perform a full head transplant in the next 8 years.😳 pic.twitter.com/S0VD96D4B3

— Don Keith (@RealDonKeith) March 22, 2025

[SAGA45]

Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi

Damn maybe you can get a brain transplant and be able to tell time

This is why I don't post much. All of you mother****ers are absolute assassins

[kysirsoze]

Clay is turning into Deberg before our very eyes.

[Zebedee DuBois]

Is this how we get a 10 cent head on a million dollar body? I've heard that's a thing.

[kcgreene]

Originally Posted by kysirsoze

Clay is turning into Deberg before our very eyes.

As we all know, heart transplants have done us a lot of good, but some people are now saying head transplants are better.... Are heart transplants no longer that good?

[Bowser]

*new fear of dying unlocked*

[BWillie]

Originally Posted by Zebedee DuBois

Is this how we get a 10 cent head on a million dollar body? I've heard that's a thing.

I don't know why so many are joking about this. I don't expect it to be this close but I expect sometime in the next 50 years they may be able to do stuff like this and human quasi immortality is getting closer.

I don't care what my head/brain is on as long as I am still able to live for hundreds hopefully thousands of years. Yes it won't be as good as living now but I will still get to post on Chiefsplanet and read Deberg threads.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by BWillie

I don't know why so many are joking about this. I don't expect it to be this close but I expect sometime in the next 50 years they may be able to do stuff like this and human quasi immortality is getting closer.

I don't care what my head/brain is on as long as I am still able to live for hundreds hopefully thousands of years. Yes it won't be as good as living now but I will still get to post on Chiefsplanet and read Deberg threads.

I'm hoping to become a ClayI bot, myself.

[Sofa King]

No one has considered that we could just keep rotating Mahomes' head onto other bodies for the rest of time?

We should practice this on Skyy Moore. Remove his head, throw the body away, then throw the head away.

[ThrobProng]

If your head is transplanted onto another dude's body and you jerk off, is it gay?

[Womble]

Originally Posted by ThrobProng

If your head is transplanted onto another dude's body and you jerk off, is it gay?

Only if you use your severed ex-head as a masturbation instrument.

[TripleThreat]

Scariest thought about this, is it probably really isn't "you".... The you is no longer there, and it is now just a robotic copied version of yourself with your memories and able to act on them and create future memories, in this "new you" that isn't actually "you"...

In a sense, you never wake up from this, but everyone thinks you do.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by TripleThreat

Scariest thought about this, is it probably really isn't "you".... The you is no longer there, and it is now just a robotic copied version of yourself with your memories and able to act on them and create future memories, in this "new you" that isn't actually "you"...

In a sense, you never wake up from this, but everyone thinks you do.

What? You is all in your own head. As long as the head is intact, that's all that matters.

[TripleThreat]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

What? You is all in your own head. As long as the head is intact, that's all that matters.

Oh, I thought they were talking about eternal life, and giving you a robotic head, I watched it without sound...

So it's taking your head and putting it on another's body... what fully intact functioning bodies do they plan to use that are brain dead? Would there actually be enough to support the demand of cancer patients?

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by TripleThreat

Oh, I thought they were talking about eternal life, and giving you a robotic head, I watched it without sound...

So it's taking your head and putting it on another's body... what fully intact functioning bodies do they plan to use that are brain dead? Would there actually be enough to support the demand of cancer patients?

We'll all be transplanted on Chinese female infant bodies, I bet.

Infanticide aside, that's another question. It would seem more cost-effective to go onto an infant body, but only if the body grew. With our adult heads, I assume we'd be able to forgo the potty training and non-talking years. We'd only need some PE courses to get strong enough to walk.

It'd be cool to see a little baby with a big adult head walking down the street to a coffee shop.

[Rain Man]

Adult-headed babies would also be really good long-distance astronauts, though you'd have to plan for them to outgrow their space suits. The first person on Mars would plant a 12 inch tall flag.