I don’t think this is a fastball when your wife sent pics of her butthole to half of

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Originally Posted by scho63

This thread has made a real.ass out of itself.

Originally Posted by Chargem

I don't think we are getting the hole story here...

Originally Posted by BigRichard

Something really stinks for sure.

Originally Posted by threebag

They’ll finger it out

In this scenario we can’t forget to mention corn. Even if she hadn’t ate any recently she may have been reading up on stock prices in the paper while getting corn holed. Either or even both are quite possible. Especially if she threw the piece of corn in the air and caught it in her mouth like a piece of popcorn. Which is hard enough to train your dog to do let alone your wife.