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Old 04-30-2025, 07:37 AM  
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Old 05-03-2025, 08:02 AM   #106
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Reality Star Johnny Bananas Was Riding With John Elway During Golf Cart Accident That Killed His Friend: Report
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Old 05-03-2025, 08:27 AM   #107
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Yeah, I think elway is a scummy human being, but I wonder if he slipped through a legal crack in this. If it was a car wreck involving a serious injury, I would think that the police would be dispatched with an ambulance, right? Or would they? I guess I'm not sure how that works. If someone calls in and says that someone fell off of a golf cart, I can imagine that 911 would send an ambulance, but I bet they probably wouldn't send the police. If they get a call about someone falling off a ladder I'm pretty sure they wouldn't send the police, but where does a golf cart fall along the continuum of ladder to car?

If elway was drunk, maybe a 911 operator could tell and send police, but that requires them to detect it over the phone, which is a judgment call, and they also don't know if that's a contributing factor depending on how he framed the situation.
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911: “911 what’s your emergency?”

John Elway: “This is John Elway and I need to report an accident”

911: “You’re ****ing drunk aren’t you? Smug piece of shit”
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Old 05-03-2025, 08:33 AM   #108
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So, he’s apparently hiring a lawyer who’s helped other athletes facing issues. Contrary to popular opinion, this is actually pretty smart.

Having said that, I don’t know what I’d do if Elway called me. I mean, it would be good for the career and the pocketbook. But I hate the Broncos and I really hate that smug son of a bitch. I’d probably represent him but I’d let him know I’m KC Red and Gold through and through. And if that was a problem for him, well, **** him.

https://nypost.com/2025/05/02/sports..._medium=social
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It’s a bit odd that we haven’t gotten more details of exactly how the accident unfolded. Maybe they were standing on the back and Elway gunned the cart and he fell? Maybe something else happened? I’m sure Elway didn’t intend to hurt anyone in any way but it is going on a week since it happened and specifics are few and far between. Makes me think whatever happened it wouldn’t fit the accident narrative in the minds of some so they’re keeping their mouths shut, but I could be wrong.
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This family just gets into some freak accidents it would seem. Like father, like son. Missed this way back in 2014 but figured I'd share with the class.

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Sources familiar with the case say that in the last several days, Elway, who goes by the nickname "Jack," allegedly pushed a 23-year-old woman out of a moving car near the intersection of Colfax Avenue and Lipan Street.
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In the picture he’s drinking from a styrofoam cup. Another dude in front of him is drinking from a different kind of cup. I can’t think of the last place I was that served alcohol in styrofoam cups.

That’s a soda thing.
He was pounding down coffee, trying to sober up.
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Yeah I would trust a guy who goes by the name Johnnie Bananas. That's a mobster's nickname.
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Yeah I would trust a guy who goes by the name Johnnie Bananas. That's a mobster's nickname.
As opposed to scrvy, the nickname of a flaming gay deckhand on a late 1600’s run-down old sloop known for the firm way he handles a mop handle and the gentle way he handles everything else.
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So it last count, the people that I've heard were on this golf cart include:

john elway, known cheater and traitor to the sport of football.

the golddigger cheerleader that Elway married after he abandoned his sick wife.

the sports agent that invented salary cap cheating.

the wife of the sports agent, who I'm sure has done something terrible to warrant being in this group.

the domestic violence plea bargainer son of elway.

Some Z-list wannabe reality TV star.


Talk about a voyage of the damned. Are we sure that god didn't fire a lightning bolt and forgot to account for windage?
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So it last count, the people that I've heard were on this golf cart include:

john elway, known cheater and traitor to the sport of football.

the golddigger cheerleader that Elway married after he abandoned his sick wife.

the sports agent that invented salary cap cheating.

the wife of the sports agent, who I'm sure has done something terrible to warrant being in this group.

the domestic violence plea bargainer son of elway.

Some Z-list wannabe reality TV star.


Talk about a voyage of the damned. Are we sure that god didn't fire a lightning bolt and forgot to account for windage?
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As opposed to scrvy, the nickname of a flaming gay deckhand on a late 1600’s run-down old sloop known for the firm way he handles a mop handle and the gentle way he handles everything else.
I know you're pretty stupid, but very few people use real names on here. Example you Delano is that some shitty town in California. Isn't everyone a queer in Delano? Maybe you are just attracted to animals with balls in their mouths.

Still mistreating that mangy animal with your bestiality fetish?
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