Ask Iowanian. Pt II, the Keyboard of Doom

[Iowanian]

Originally Posted by bunnytrdr

Dr. I,

I have this obsession to buy some plane tickets to watch a football game at Arrowhead, should I spend the money on myself, or am I being selfish with it and should spend it on Christmas for my wife?

Buy a very large suitcase..........Explain to your wife that you are taking her on a "suprise" trip and zip her up.....check her in, and use the saved airfare on her ticket, and your beer, nachos and Braut at the game.

Duh.


OOOOOOOOOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait until you know a weekend that she has some event(bridal shower, bachelorette part-ah etc.....something she won't miss)..........show "disappointment" that she can't join you(but not TOO much mind you, or she'll come along)...............Come to the game without her, and hit the Juggies Joint the night before the game, lose your shirt so you won't smell like cotton candy and Clove cigarettes......

Yeah.......do that one.