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Old 10-21-2004, 06:15 AM  
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A REALLY nice police officer
My son was going 60 in a 40 speed limit, the officer who pulled him over said he would have to go to court Nov 15, when Joseph told him he had to report to his station on Nov 8 the officer said because Joe was so polite and because he really appreciates his williness to serve our country he gave Joe a ticket for not giving a signal while changing lanes, a fifty dollar fine he can mail in. We thought that was really nice of him, since joe would have gotten several points on his license being 20 miles over the speed limit.
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Old 10-21-2004, 12:00 PM   #46
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Are you hot?

If you are a fat ugly pig, you would've gotten the ticket.

Unless you just happened to get a decent police officer that day.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say she probably wouldn't admit to being a "fat ugly pig" even if she was.
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Old 10-21-2004, 12:01 PM   #47
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Old 10-21-2004, 12:10 PM   #48
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say she probably wouldn't admit to being a "fat ugly pig" even if she was.
True.

If the cop let off, chances are that she is not a fat ugly pig anyway.
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Old 10-21-2004, 12:11 PM   #49
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Old 10-21-2004, 12:49 PM   #50
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Old 10-21-2004, 12:58 PM   #51
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Old 10-21-2004, 02:07 PM   #52
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is it because your constantly stoned? That'd be my guess.
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Old 10-21-2004, 02:33 PM   #53
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Tell us again how you don't break the law being a Dead Head Mr. Cosmic Enforcement Agent.
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Old 10-21-2004, 02:35 PM   #54
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Tell us again how you don't break the law being a Dead Head Mr. Cosmic Enforcement Agent.
I know, I know, your one of those dead heads who eats Oreo's and brings milk to the show.
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Old 10-21-2004, 05:32 PM   #55
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I was going to pick up my step-son from school and I was running late, I got pulled over on chestnut expressway, if you live in springfield, you know where that is, well, I got caught going 59 in a 45, I explained I was running late to pick up my son, I still got a damn ticket, and I am far from fat or ugly, you just some pricks out there, and some are cool. Stumppy had just got one the day before going 20 miles over the limit, 2 tickets in 2 days that really blowed. I accidently posted under stumppys name I hate when he don't log out. He usually forgets to log out lil stumppy, what a mess.
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Old 10-21-2004, 05:37 PM   #56
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[QUOTE=badgirl] just some pricks out there, and some are cool. [QUOTE]

Just as in real life......
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Old 10-21-2004, 05:37 PM   #57
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I was going to pick up my step-son from school and I was running late, I got pulled over on chestnut expressway, if you live in springfield, you know where that is, well, I got caught going 59 in a 45, I explained I was running late to pick up my son, I still got a damn ticket, and I am far from fat or ugly, you just some pricks out there, and some are cool. Stumppy had just got one the day before going 20 miles over the limit, 2 tickets in 2 days that really blowed. I accidently posted under stumppys name I hate when he don't log out. He usually forgets to log out lil stumppy, what a mess.
In general, wouldn't most people have a difficult time relying on anything said or done by someone who chooses to be called "stumppy"?

Bob Dole can't recall a single instance in the past 60+ years where someone said, "You know...I was really counting on stumppy."
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Old 10-21-2004, 05:41 PM   #58
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I was going to pick up my step-son from school and I was running late, I got pulled over on chestnut expressway, if you live in springfield, you know where that is, well, I got caught going 59 in a 45, I explained I was running late to pick up my son, I still got a damn ticket, and I am far from fat or ugly, you just some pricks out there, and some are cool. Stumppy had just got one the day before going 20 miles over the limit, 2 tickets in 2 days that really blowed. I accidently posted under stumppys name I hate when he don't log out. He usually forgets to log out lil stumppy, what a mess.
Pricks? Where?
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Old 10-21-2004, 05:50 PM   #59
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In general, wouldn't most people have a difficult time relying on anything said or done by someone who chooses to be called "stumppy"?

Bob Dole can't recall a single instance in the past 60+ years where someone said, "You know...I was really counting on stumppy."
What a sad, miserable existence.
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Old 10-21-2004, 08:38 PM   #60
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