Am I an a$$hole? - Page 4

cadmonkey · 02-10-2005, 02:58 PM

So one of my bosses is sitting in my 4 person cube right now. He feels his cushy desk isn't big enough for him so he has moved some of his stuff into the open space next to me to go through some contract drawings we just got back from one of our clients. I have a Eminem, Ice Cube, Snoop, Dr. Dre mix going. the other two guys I sit with have no problem with me playing it with no head phones on. My office manager told me I am the boss of my cube, so I throw my weight around a little bit...........read that I as try and be a pr*ck because I can.

Any way, he has the balls to turn around to me and say "Matt, really, that music has to go."

Me: "What?"

Him: "I don't listen to any form of music that starts with an "R". Rap, Reggea, Rock..........

Me: "You want me to turn it off?"

Him: "Yes, its distracting."

Me: "No, YOUR IN MY CUBE NOW!!!!!!!! It looks pretty quiet over at your empty desk."

At that exact point, NWA's 'fuck the police" came on. I shot him a smirt and a wink. "Until my cell mates start to complain about it, it stays on."

I really hope he wasn't expecting to come over here and flex his muscles and not have be flex back!

02-10-2005, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by cadmonkey

Am I an asshole?

I find you to be more of an asswad.

Calcountry · 02-10-2005, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

I'm gonna vote for asshat with a pinch of assclown.

Hey buddy, isn't funny the type of posters that are drawn to such threads? Almost like moths to that bright light.

02-10-2005, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

I'm gonna vote for asshat with a pinch of assclown.

Of course.....

Michael Michigan · 02-10-2005, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by siberian khatru

Do what, copyedit?

Calcountry · 02-10-2005, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by cadmonkey

fuck 'em, I hope they fire my ass. I'll move my ass to sunny SoCal.

They can use a few more assholes.

**gblowfish** · 02-10-2005, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by siberian khatru

Was this a deleted scene from "Office Space"?

"They said I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume..."

Frazod · 02-10-2005, 08:36 PM

If I was your boss, and you were playing that rap shit loud enough for me to hear and then refused to turn it off when I asked, you'd be in the emergency room about now getting your CD player surgically removed from your ass.

Then you'd be fired.

But that's just me.

Thig Lyfe · 02-10-2005, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by cadmonkey

I shot him a smirt

Ouch.

He had to feel that.

KC Jones · 02-10-2005, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

I'm gonna vote for asshat with a pinch of assclown.

I thought assnozzle defined him pretty well.

Slayer Diablo · 02-10-2005, 09:40 PM

Yeah, you're an a$$hole, but look at it this way...a lot of people are.

COchief · 02-10-2005, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by cadmonkey

I think its more teh fact that I am the top at my possision and it would take two people to do as much as I do.

Mr. Kotter · 02-10-2005, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Jessica Simpson

Yeah, you're an a$$hole, but look at it this way...a lot of people are.

No shit, asshole.

Sincerely, Asshole

Ultra Peanut · 02-10-2005, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by cadmonkey

Am I an a$$hole?

No, but you are a neo-nazi skinhead motherfucker.

Mr. Kotter · 02-10-2005, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Psicosis

No, but you are a neo-nazi skinhead motherfucker.

You forgot, "deranged."

teedubya · 02-11-2005, 12:22 AM

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Crazy mutha fugga name CadMonkey

02-10-2005, 02:58 PM
cadmonkey Please no Vick!!!!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Boston, Ma Casino cash: $10004900	Am I an a$$hole? So one of my bosses is sitting in my 4 person cube right now. He feels his cushy desk isn't big enough for him so he has moved some of his stuff into the open space next to me to go through some contract drawings we just got back from one of our clients. I have a Eminem, Ice Cube, Snoop, Dr. Dre mix going. the other two guys I sit with have no problem with me playing it with no head phones on. My office manager told me I am the boss of my cube, so I throw my weight around a little bit...........read that I as try and be a pr*ck because I can. Any way, he has the balls to turn around to me and say "Matt, really, that music has to go." Me: "What?" Him: "I don't listen to any form of music that starts with an "R". Rap, Reggea, Rock.......... Me: "You want me to turn it off?" Him: "Yes, its distracting." Me: "No, YOUR IN MY CUBE NOW!!!!!!!! It looks pretty quiet over at your empty desk." At that exact point, NWA's 'fuck the police" came on. I shot him a smirt and a wink. "Until my cell mates start to complain about it, it stays on." I really hope he wasn't expecting to come over here and flex his muscles and not have be flex back!
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02-10-2005, 08:36 PM	#52
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