Ask Iowanian. Pt II, the Keyboard of Doom

**Iowanian** · 02-11-2005, 02:59 PM

Saul,
While I'm not positive on the exact problem with Walmart's produce selection, I'll make this observation.

A vast majority of items available at the aforementioned outlet of affordable merchandise is purchased in bulk from CHINA.

In China, tactics for growing vegetables and animals for consumption are less than may be desired in the continental US. An example might be that the lettuce salad you're eating now, was actually grown on a mound in the middle of a septic tank hole in the ground.

My second guess would be that the produce has been touched by numerous members of the butt picking horde of nohandwashers that fondled that fruit prior to you eating it without washing it properly.

02-11-2005, 02:59 PM	#10
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1628454	Saul, While I'm not positive on the exact problem with Walmart's produce selection, I'll make this observation. A vast majority of items available at the aforementioned outlet of affordable merchandise is purchased in bulk from CHINA. In China, tactics for growing vegetables and animals for consumption are less than may be desired in the continental US. An example might be that the lettuce salad you're eating now, was actually grown on a mound in the middle of a septic tank hole in the ground. My second guess would be that the produce has been touched by numerous members of the butt picking horde of nohandwashers that fondled that fruit prior to you eating it without washing it properly.
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