Ask Iowanian. Pt II, the Keyboard of Doom

[Mr. Kotter]

Originally Posted by JennyGump

Dear Iowanian,

I seem to be too abrupt when dealing with coworkers. Can you advise?

Dear Jenny,

Become an actuary where you don't need to deal with other people, a mortician where the "people" don't talk back, or a hooker where your "business" is usually done in a minute or two from guys too shy to get laid.

Sincerely,

Dr. Kotter