I think I killed a medic. - Page 2

**Rain Man** · 07-04-2005, 11:15 AM

I was sitting at my dining room table with my wife, and all of a sudden this spider ran across the floor. I had a newspaper, and so I squashed it.

About five minutes later, a second spider of the same species as the first ran across the floor on an identical path. I squashed it, too, and then started thinking about it. I wonder if the second spider was a medic or something, because it had to see the first spider get smashed, and it ran directly toward it with no regard for its own risks.

I have a feeling I'm going to get a rebuke from the Red Cross soon.

JimNasium · 07-04-2005, 12:39 PM

Must be one of those lemming spiders. You did the right thing bro. Now both of them can experience sex with 99 virgin lemming spiders.

Coach · 07-04-2005, 12:54 PM

MEDIC!

chiefs4me · 07-04-2005, 01:07 PM

I think you are very brave.....people think they are good for us because they eat insects....no freaking way. They sit and stare at you for hours, not moving, just waiting for you to let down your guard and then they pounce...disgusting little creatures.

**Rain Man** · 07-04-2005, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by chiefs4me

I think you are very brave.....people think they are good for us because they eat insects....no freaking way. They sit and stare at you for hours, not moving, just waiting for you to let down your guard and then they pounce...disgusting little creatures.

So you think they were setting up an ambush?

Hydrae · 07-04-2005, 01:28 PM

You killed both members of a couple! First you killed the female then when her newlywed husband comes home from work, "BLAM!" you take him out as well. What do you have against true love???

**gblowfish** · 07-04-2005, 01:31 PM

It's a profoundly slow news day here on Chiefs Planet...

**Rain Man** · 07-04-2005, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Hydrae

You killed both members of a couple! First you killed the female then when her newlywed husband comes home from work, "BLAM!" you take him out as well. What do you have against true love???

Eh. She would have eaten him during the honeymoon anyway.

chiefs4me · 07-04-2005, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

So you think they were setting up an ambush?

I am sure of it...they are just hiding in corners of your house, under the sink, under the couches, waiting, looking, as soon as you let your guard down....bam...they are evil and sneaky...their whole life is spent plotting their next kill.......

stevieray · 07-04-2005, 01:54 PM

They were playing simon says, or hide and go seek....

98, 99...ready or not here I come....

Ultra Peanut · 07-04-2005, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by chiefs4me

I think you are very brave.....people think they are good for us because they eat insects....no freaking way. They sit and stare at you for hours, not moving, just waiting for you to let down your guard and then they pounce...disgusting little creatures.

Yeah. I loathe children, too.

4th and Long · 07-04-2005, 02:39 PM

I think someone (*cough* Rain Man *cough*) ruined a pefectly good game of, "Marco Polo."

chiefs4me · 07-04-2005, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Psicosis

Yeah. I loathe children, too.

sorry to hear that....I still think spiders are worse...

Pants · 07-04-2005, 02:49 PM

You know it's against the Geneva Convention to kill medics, right? What kind of a soldier (or should I say killer) are you?

mcan · 07-04-2005, 02:50 PM

Actually guys, I'm sure it was just a coincidence. Spiders don't play "Marco Polo," and they don't mate for life, and I'm pretty sure that they don't have "jobs" such as 'doctor' or 'lawyer.' Their only job is to build and maintain their web so that they can eat. Unless of course you killed a recluse, which don't spin webs to catch food. They hunt and kill their prey.

Here is a link to prove it...
Everything you ever wanted to know about spiders, including (but not limited to): What they do and how they do it. And what they DON'T do, such as (have traditional jobs, play silly games, get married, "settle down," adopt, keep pets, take a pill to relax, etc...)

4th and Long · 07-04-2005, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by mcan

Actually guys, I'm sure it was just a coincidence. Spiders don't play "Marco Polo," and they don't mate for life, and I'm pretty sure that they don't have "jobs" such as 'doctor' or 'lawyer.' Their only job is to build and maintain their web so that they can eat. Unless of course you killed a recluse, which don't spin webs to catch food. They hunt and kill their prey.

Here is a link to prove it...
Everything you ever wanted to know about spiders, including (but not limited to): What they do and how they do it. And what they DON'T do, such as (have traditional jobs, play silly games, get married, "settle down," adopt, keep pets, take a pill to relax, etc...)

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07-04-2005, 01:07 PM	#18
chiefs4me Whatever.. Join Date: Sep 2004 Casino cash: $10004900	I think you are very brave.....people think they are good for us because they eat insects....no freaking way. They sit and stare at you for hours, not moving, just waiting for you to let down your guard and then they pounce...disgusting little creatures.
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07-04-2005, 02:49 PM	#28
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07-04-2005, 02:50 PM	#29
mcan Apr 13,1949 – Dec 15, 2011 Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Kansas City, MO Casino cash: $9996085	Actually guys, I'm sure it was just a coincidence. Spiders don't play "Marco Polo," and they don't mate for life, and I'm pretty sure that they don't have "jobs" such as 'doctor' or 'lawyer.' Their only job is to build and maintain their web so that they can eat. Unless of course you killed a recluse, which don't spin webs to catch food. They hunt and kill their prey. Here is a link to prove it... Everything you ever wanted to know about spiders, including (but not limited to): What they do and how they do it. And what they DON'T do, such as (have traditional jobs, play silly games, get married, "settle down," adopt, keep pets, take a pill to relax, etc...)
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