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Old 07-04-2005, 11:15 AM  
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I think I killed a medic.

I was sitting at my dining room table with my wife, and all of a sudden this spider ran across the floor. I had a newspaper, and so I squashed it.

About five minutes later, a second spider of the same species as the first ran across the floor on an identical path. I squashed it, too, and then started thinking about it. I wonder if the second spider was a medic or something, because it had to see the first spider get smashed, and it ran directly toward it with no regard for its own risks.

I have a feeling I'm going to get a rebuke from the Red Cross soon.
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Old 07-04-2005, 02:58 PM   #31
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sorry to hear that....I still think spiders are worse...
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Old 07-04-2005, 02:58 PM   #32
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THREAD KILLER!
No, that's just a coincidence too. I typically don't "kill threads." Mostly I just sit at home in my sweats, drink Pepsi, draw, play guitar, and occaisionally look for naked girls online...









THERE'S ONE!


Oh wait, that's just a spider....
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Old 07-04-2005, 03:05 PM   #33
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No, that's just a coincidence too. I typically don't "kill threads." Mostly I just sit at home in my sweats, drink Pepsi, draw, play guitar, and occaisionally look for naked girls online...

Actually, according to this web site, Everything you need to know about mcans, mcans don't actually drink pepsi, play guitar, draw, and look for naked girls. Apparently they do sit at home in their sweats, though.
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Old 07-04-2005, 03:09 PM   #34
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Hey, mcan, is Angel still your roommate? I haven't seen her around for awhile.
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Old 07-04-2005, 03:12 PM   #35
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Actually, according to this web site, Everything you need to know about mcans, mcans don't actually drink pepsi, play guitar, draw, and look for naked girls. Apparently they do sit at home in their sweats, though.
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At what point do garments become "sweats"? Is it the elastic at the waist and ankles? If mcan is just sitting around, not sweating, are they still "sweats"?
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Old 07-04-2005, 03:15 PM   #36
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At what point do garments become "sweats"? Is it the elastic at the waist and ankles? If mcan is just sitting around, not sweating, are they still "sweats"?
I think it's related to the material. Elastic or not, if it's made out of that "sweats" material, then it's sweats, even if it is styled like a tuxedo.
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Old 07-04-2005, 03:16 PM   #37
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You guys know that spiders bring good fortune to your homes, right? That is unless you live in Texas - there they just kill you.
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Old 07-04-2005, 03:27 PM   #38
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You guys know that spiders bring good fortune to your homes, right? That is unless you live in Texas - there they just kill you.
I feel guilty that I discriminate against spiders. If it was a ladybug, I'd scoop it up and take it outside, but if it's a spider, I murder it, based on nothing more than its appearance. Until I and other humans can overcome these prejudices, there is little hope for world peace.

I pray for the day that someday I can find the strength of character to overcome my prejudices and sit down to dinner with a spider and enjoy a pleasant evening over some wine and flies.
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Old 07-04-2005, 03:53 PM   #39
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I feel guilty that I discriminate against spiders. If it was a ladybug, I'd scoop it up and take it outside, but if it's a spider, I murder it, based on nothing more than its appearance. Until I and other humans can overcome these prejudices, there is little hope for world peace.

I pray for the day that someday I can find the strength of character to overcome my prejudices and sit down to dinner with a spider and enjoy a pleasant evening over some wine and flies.
I understand your prejudices, that, however, still doesn't excuse you from killing a medic. He was a goddamned MEDIC.
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I am sure of it...they are just hiding in corners of your house, under the sink, under the couches, waiting, looking, as soon as you let your guard down....bam...they are evil and sneaky...their whole life is spent plotting their next kill.......
Are we talking about your presence on the BB or spiders?
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