"Super Bowl is Gay" kid gets his own show

[Ultra Peanut]

Originally Posted by Vlad Logicslav

It's magical.

BEAT KIDS!

8-year-old Beat Kids! reporter: "Would you rather your blood go to... a dead chipmunk, or a dead giraffe?"
Woman: "Why dead?"
8yoBKr: "Would you rather have your blood go to mind crime, or genocide?"
Woman: *befuddled look* "Neither!"
8yoBKr: "Does wino blood get you drunk?"

8yoBKr: *pouring bag labeled "Wino Blood" into wine glass* "Here is to all the winos in the world; and that's to you, dad!"

Originally Posted by Tycho, Penny Arcade

If they really want to come across as chivalrous defenders of virtue, they need to go after Wonder Showzen.

Have you ever seen this show? It's on your "MTV2." I don't really get offended, you should see some of the videos I have on my desktop for ready access, but if I was the sort of person who got offended for show and tried to get famous for it Wonder Showzen would be the tool I'd use to finally dismantle that pesky First Amendment. If Charles Schumer or some other professional scold were to bring this program to wider public attention, it wouldn't be like the Videogame Controversy, where they get up and yell, and then someone reminds them we live in The United States Of America, and everybody sits down with their hands neatly folded until the sequel. No. If the populace at large saw Wonder Showzen, there would be no public hearings, no televised debate, and certainly no warning. You would just wake up one morning and your television would be gone.