How often do you sit on your testicles?

[brorth]

Once a week I catch myself with the kind that brings a tear to the eye.
I was explaining to my fiance about the whole sitting on the balls thing. She didn't believe me until one evening, I went to sit down and asked her to pick up the package. She reached over with a thumb and finger, so I had to explain that you have to reach way down there and get a handful to clear them from harm's way. Upon feeling just how far balls can hang sometimes, she yells " That's nuts!"

I said "Exactly."