How often do you sit on your testicles? - Page 2

**Donger** · 07-05-2005, 05:09 PM

I probably average about one a week. Accidently, mind you.

07-05-2005, 06:27 PM

I'll sit on them anytime something more comfortable is unavailable.

JimNasium · 07-05-2005, 06:29 PM

I'm sitting on mine right now.

KCChiefsMan · 07-05-2005, 07:44 PM

I kinda like it when a girl is "sitting" on my testicles....it hasn't happened in a while though

jiveturkey · 07-05-2005, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan

I kinda like it when a girl is "sitting" on my testicles

That's when I start punching people in the titties.

**cdcox** · 07-05-2005, 07:50 PM

Stepping on them, now that smarts!

el borracho · 07-05-2005, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mer

every time i sit on my purse

Hold your tongue and say that!

Thig Lyfe · 07-05-2005, 08:04 PM

Actually, I use mine as a seat.

Rukdafaidas · 07-05-2005, 08:34 PM

How old are you guys?
I thought only the old timers had sacks that hang to their knees.
You do know you're supposed to sit on your arse, right?
I mean, I've racked myself on a motorcycle, but not on my couch.
It sounds as though you guys may want to talk to a plastic surgeon about a sack reduction.

07-05-2005, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rukdafaidas

How old are you guys?

It's not the age so much as the elephantitus.

WolfDawg · 07-05-2005, 08:40 PM

What sucks is when your kicked back relaxing and someone plops down next to you and sits on them.

Zebedee DuBois · 07-05-2005, 08:55 PM

About once every ten years, I get a little quick with the zipper.

That smarts.

Chiefs Pantalones · 07-05-2005, 08:55 PM

In football practice one time, I didn't have my nut cup because I just made a mistake, I don't know what I was thinking. Anywho, I got kneed in the nuts, real hard, causing one of my testicles to go up in my stomach. It sucked really, really bad. Everyone was either concerned, or laughing at me because I'm the goofy type of person that no one would suspect I was being for real. The trainer came out, asked me what was wrong. I was like, "dude, my nuts!!" He asked me if I could feel both of them. I said yes, one hurts and one feels numb. He said, you got one in your stomach. Everyone starts busting up laughing. Scott lifts me up by my arms from behind, and sits by butt down on the side of his foot, and just like that, my ball popped out of my stomach back into the sack. It was probably the best feeling ever, knowing that you've got both of them back. I went to the doctor and they gave me a more detailed description of what happened. In English, basically my left testy got sent up, not all the way, but stuck right in the middle going toward the stomach or something. There were bigger words for it, but I'm not that bright to remember it.

It sucked, though. The rest of the season my friends called me Sac-N-Sav, after a local grocery store.

**luv** · 07-05-2005, 08:57 PM

Has anyone mentioned this thread is worthless without pics?

07-05-2005, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by luv2rite

Has anyone mentioned this thread is worthless without pics?

Not yet, but I'm happy to oblige.

**luv** · 07-05-2005, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia

Not yet, but I'm happy to oblige.

I am now scarred for life.

07-05-2005, 05:09 PM
Donger "Think BOOM!" Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W Casino cash: $6819900 VARSITY	How often do you sit on your testicles? I probably average about one a week. Accidently, mind you.
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07-05-2005, 06:27 PM	#16
Phobia Guest Casino cash: $	I'll sit on them anytime something more comfortable is unavailable.
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07-05-2005, 06:29 PM	#17
JimNasium Voodoo Chile Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: At the crossroad Casino cash: $-913143	I'm sitting on mine right now. __________________ World class speed!
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07-05-2005, 07:44 PM	#18
KCChiefsMan AIC Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: West Roxbury, MA Casino cash: $10004900	I kinda like it when a girl is "sitting" on my testicles....it hasn't happened in a while though
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07-05-2005, 07:50 PM	#20
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07-05-2005, 08:04 PM	#22
Thig Lyfe Banned Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Thigpen's America Casino cash: $10004900	Actually, I use mine as a seat.
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07-05-2005, 08:34 PM	#23
Rukdafaidas lifelong Chiefs survivor Join Date: Mar 2003 Casino cash: $3849900	How old are you guys? I thought only the old timers had sacks that hang to their knees. You do know you're supposed to sit on your arse, right? I mean, I've racked myself on a motorcycle, but not on my couch. It sounds as though you guys may want to talk to a plastic surgeon about a sack reduction.
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07-05-2005, 08:40 PM	#25
WolfDawg '...The Castle of aaaaaagggh' Join Date: Jun 2003 Casino cash: $10004900	What sucks is when your kicked back relaxing and someone plops down next to you and sits on them.
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07-05-2005, 08:55 PM	#26
Zebedee DuBois Veteran Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: floating in a tin can Casino cash: $-1814801	About once every ten years, I get a little quick with the zipper. That smarts. __________________ What am I even doing here?
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07-05-2005, 08:55 PM	#27
Chiefs Pantalones GO CHIEFS!!!!!! Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Kansas City Casino cash: $6868717	In football practice one time, I didn't have my nut cup because I just made a mistake, I don't know what I was thinking. Anywho, I got kneed in the nuts, real hard, causing one of my testicles to go up in my stomach. It sucked really, really bad. Everyone was either concerned, or laughing at me because I'm the goofy type of person that no one would suspect I was being for real. The trainer came out, asked me what was wrong. I was like, "dude, my nuts!!" He asked me if I could feel both of them. I said yes, one hurts and one feels numb. He said, you got one in your stomach. Everyone starts busting up laughing. Scott lifts me up by my arms from behind, and sits by butt down on the side of his foot, and just like that, my ball popped out of my stomach back into the sack. It was probably the best feeling ever, knowing that you've got both of them back. I went to the doctor and they gave me a more detailed description of what happened. In English, basically my left testy got sent up, not all the way, but stuck right in the middle going toward the stomach or something. There were bigger words for it, but I'm not that bright to remember it. It sucked, though. The rest of the season my friends called me Sac-N-Sav, after a local grocery store. __________________ Don't be fooled by my username, I'm white.
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07-05-2005, 08:57 PM	#28
luv You think you can get by this? Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $-1240000	Has anyone mentioned this thread is worthless without pics?
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