North vs. South:

[DeepSouth]

Originally Posted by cadmonkey

I'll run your ass right off the fucking road if you do that!!!!!!

If all you yankees would just stay up north when you get old, our passing lanes would be clear.

Another thing that yankee retirees do while down here in the winter time;

They have all freaking day to go to the bank. They don't work. They have no pressing schedules. If I need to go to the bank during the week, it's during my lunch hour? Why do these old farts that have all day to take care of stuff have to do their banking at noon?