Hodgepodge

[Coach]

Originally Posted by 4th and Long

Tell him what he's won, Don Pardo!

Whoo hoo! What did I win?

[4th and Long]

Originally Posted by Coach

Whoo hoo! What did I win?

[Monty Hall] You can take what's behind door #2 ... OR ... you can trade in it for what's behind the box that the lovely Carol Merril is standing next to. [/Monty Hall]

[Coach]

Originally Posted by 4th and Long

[Monty Hall] You can take what's behind door #2 ... OR ... you can trade in it for what's behind the box that the lovely Carol Merril is standing next to. [/Monty Hall]

Hmmm... decisions, decisions, decisions. If I get the box, does Carol come along with the package?

[4th and Long]

Originally Posted by Coach

Hmmm... decisions, decisions, decisions. If I get the box, does Carol come along with the package?

Sure. Why not.

[Coach]

Originally Posted by 4th and Long

Sure. Why not.

Not bad I guess. Here's another one of her.



All right, might as well take the damned box and Carol

[4th and Long]

Originally Posted by Coach

Not bad I guess. Here's another one of her.



All right, might as well take the damned box and Carol

Alright. Let's see what was behind the doors you didn't choose first.

Behind door #1
was THIS .....


*Wah-Wah-Wah* Some old dude in rocking chair.

Behind door #3
was ...

A self propelled lawn mower!!!



*Wah-Wah-Wah*

And what was behind door #2 that you opted to trade away?



*Wah-Wah-Wah* "I must have taken a wrong turn and ended up in the wrong studio! Oh well. Don't forget to have your pets spayed and neutered everybody!"

So that leaves us with what's behind the box the lovely Carroll Merrill is standing next to.


And behind that box we have .........

MONEY! LOTS AND LOTS OF MONEY!



And you get to keep Carroll as well. ENJOY!