Reliant was the bomb

[tk13]

the second half seemed a lot longer than the first, but the chiefs stayed on top and continued to score. more ribbing from the texans fans peanut gallery whom surrounded me, another unoriginal thought to push me over the railing, blah blah. and then the not-so-scary-guy next to me said something really funny… he told me not to get so excited. that the chiefs aren’t that much better than the texans; it was just that the texans were “out-sucking” the chiefs.

You know, if you replaced Texans with a female noun, and Chiefs with a male noun... this paragraph would almost sound like an orgy.