I think i need some advice - Page 9

**The Bad Guy** · 01-03-2006, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gochiefs

BTW, what does "smoking a bowl" entail?

I always thought the only way to smoke weed was with a bong or a cigarette.

I've never smoked a day in my life, but I think it's the pipe thing that you stuff weed in and then smoke.

I could be way off though.

jspchief · 01-03-2006, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gochiefs

BTW, what does "smoking a bowl" entail?

I always thought the only way to smoke weed was with a bong or a cigarette.

A bowl is a pipe bowl.

And not the type of pipe that Gramps smoked that smelled like Vanilla.

Pot pipes, bongs, steam-rollers, etc. have bowls. It's the hollowed out area that you put the pot in.

Taco John · 01-03-2006, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gochiefs

BTW, what does "smoking a bowl" entail?

I always thought the only way to smoke weed was with a bong or a cigarette.

Speaking of losers...

Hammock Parties · 01-03-2006, 03:15 PM

That makes sense.

For some reason whenever anyone said that I always had this mental image:

Katipan · 01-03-2006, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Sorry hon. I haven't been keeping up on the whole thread. I'll do better next time.

I seem to remember a similar conversation when you chose to leave me at the door and not pay my cover.

Oh wait. You blamed pot then.

jspchief · 01-03-2006, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

That pipe has a bowl, too.

True. And it could be used to smoke pot. But it's typically a different type of pipe than that.

Just trying to give him the proper image.

sedated · 01-03-2006, 03:23 PM

funny how a thread that started as "I need help putting down the pipe" as evolved into a bunch of pot-head stories and theories (not to mention the knowledge our non-pot-head brothers have obtained)

sorry, I'm stoned and my mind is wandering a bit

Mr. Kotter · 01-03-2006, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

What did you think we were actually gonna help the kid?

Best I can do is serve as a counterexample. Course, my life's pretty fucking together for being a pothead. Got me a steady job, a nice condo, a beautiful girlfriend. Oh, if only I hadn't smoked pot. Think of what I could have achieved!

heh...

The Afroman--Because I Got High

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm selling dope and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic - because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
- because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high
now I'm jacking off and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
and if I dont sell one copy I know why
- cause I'm high [repeat 3X]

Hammock Parties · 01-03-2006, 03:31 PM

PotPlanet

Katipan · 01-03-2006, 03:31 PM

YAY now it's a lyrics thread!

David Allen Coe Lyrics - The Devil Went To Jamaica Lyrics

The devil went to Jamaica
He was looking to sell some weed
He was doin' fine
They were standin' in line
It was excellent weed indeed
When he came across a young man
Who was likewise peddling pot
And the devil slid down the beach to the kid
And said boy let me tell you what
I guess you kind of figured
I'm a reefer head of course
And after all this time
I guess that I'm a conniseur of sorts
Now your stuff smells okay
But this could tranquilize a horse
I'll bet a million in cash against your stash
Cause I think mines better than yours
The boy said my names Johnny
And you ain't smoked nothing yet
One hit of this grass will kick your a@@
You got yourself a bet

Johnny roll a ball of hash
And make sure it's the bomb
Cause the devils got the kind of stuff they smoked in Vietnam
You'll get a million smack-a-roo's in cash if you can cope
But if you can't the devil gets your dope

The devil packed a bong
With a little Acapulco Gold
And resin flew from his finger tips
As he fired up his bowl
He filled that chamber all the way
And he took a mighty hit
And as they passed it back and forth
It gave them both a coughing fit
(coughing)
When the bowl was finished Johnny said
Hey man, that stuff was great
But fill your lungs with some of this
And prepare to vegetate

Cannibis Sativa, Sweet Maryjane
The devils in the backyard frying his brain
Zig-Zag filled with the diggity-dank
Hold on tight it will hit you like a tank

The devil nodded off
Because he knew that he was stoned
And he asked if he could by an ounce
Of the stuff that Johnny owned
Johnny said, Devil just come on back
If you ever wanna catch a buzz
I done told you once
You son of a bi$^h
Mine's the best there ever was

And they fired up doobies one by one
Ain't gonna stop until the bag is done
Green as a bullfrog
Sticky as glue
Granny do you get high, yes I do

jspchief · 01-03-2006, 03:32 PM

I can certainly testify that quitting pot coincided with me getting my life turned around. I don't know that it was 100% responsible, but I know making that a major part of my lifestyle change was a key element.

Quit that shit solid for a year or two. Then you can make a decision if you want to still do it socially. You might realize that you don't miss it much.

Katipan · 01-03-2006, 03:35 PM

I just get pregnant when I need a break.

badgirl · 01-03-2006, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mer

I just get pregnant when I need a break.

Mr. Kotter · 01-03-2006, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mer

YAY now it's a lyrics thread!

David Allen Coe Lyrics - The Devil Went To Jamaica Lyrics

The devil went to

Joe played my first David Allen Coe song for me at the first 37Forever weekend I went to...."Cum Stains on my pillow." Coe is friggen genious.

siberian khatru · 01-03-2006, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Taco John

For my part, I don't have a problem with MJ. I think it's better than alcohol, and don't see it as a threat in society. But it's not serving your better interests right now, and indeed, it's probably always going to be your own personal gateway to the other stuff that you don't need in your life. That's something that you don't want to hear, and like the other stuff that you don't want to hear in this thread you'll probably tune it out. That's fine. It's your choice. If you think you can control the MJ and do it only in "moderation," then go for it.

I'm confused -- what does Michael Jordan have to do with any of this?

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01-03-2006, 03:31 PM	#130
Katipan MER Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $-1079649	YAY now it's a lyrics thread! David Allen Coe Lyrics - The Devil Went To Jamaica Lyrics The devil went to Jamaica He was looking to sell some weed He was doin' fine They were standin' in line It was excellent weed indeed When he came across a young man Who was likewise peddling pot And the devil slid down the beach to the kid And said boy let me tell you what I guess you kind of figured I'm a reefer head of course And after all this time I guess that I'm a conniseur of sorts Now your stuff smells okay But this could tranquilize a horse I'll bet a million in cash against your stash Cause I think mines better than yours The boy said my names Johnny And you ain't smoked nothing yet One hit of this grass will kick your a@@ You got yourself a bet Johnny roll a ball of hash And make sure it's the bomb Cause the devils got the kind of stuff they smoked in Vietnam You'll get a million smack-a-roo's in cash if you can cope But if you can't the devil gets your dope The devil packed a bong With a little Acapulco Gold And resin flew from his finger tips As he fired up his bowl He filled that chamber all the way And he took a mighty hit And as they passed it back and forth It gave them both a coughing fit (coughing) When the bowl was finished Johnny said Hey man, that stuff was great But fill your lungs with some of this And prepare to vegetate Cannibis Sativa, Sweet Maryjane The devils in the backyard frying his brain Zig-Zag filled with the diggity-dank Hold on tight it will hit you like a tank The devil nodded off Because he knew that he was stoned And he asked if he could by an ounce Of the stuff that Johnny owned Johnny said, Devil just come on back If you ever wanna catch a buzz I done told you once You son of a bi$^h Mine's the best there ever was And they fired up doobies one by one Ain't gonna stop until the bag is done Green as a bullfrog Sticky as glue Granny do you get high, yes I do __________________ "Loving him is red."
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01-03-2006, 03:35 PM	#132
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