Awww, here's why the Donks choked. Jake had a cold!

BigOlChiefsfan · 01-22-2006, 10:19 PM

Shanarat had papercuts on his both hands from 'covering his mouth' with the Donx playbook. The wily uberodent was trying to prevent the media from revealing his 'genius' plays to well known dumbass Bill Cower during the game.

The papercuts were obviously affecting Shanarat's concentration. Donkeytown trainers tried repeated applications of lemon juice, but their ministrations failed to prevent Shanarat from 'going for it' on 4th and 10 deep in Donkey territory late in the game. The Donx almost fumbled it away, but 'only' gave it up on downs. The Steelers scored almost instantly, you could hear the laughter all the way from Pittsburg.

Donkey trainers were seen trying to pour lemon juice on the nail holes in the Donx coffin during the Steelers subsequent Touchdown, but too little, too late.

Please give generously to the American Papercut Association. Donxfan's wish they would have.

01-22-2006, 10:19 PM	#15
BigOlChiefsfan Certified Bourbon taster Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Shawnee KS Casino cash: $6380157	Shanarat had papercuts on his both hands from 'covering his mouth' with the Donx playbook. The wily uberodent was trying to prevent the media from revealing his 'genius' plays to well known dumbass Bill Cower during the game. The papercuts were obviously affecting Shanarat's concentration. Donkeytown trainers tried repeated applications of lemon juice, but their ministrations failed to prevent Shanarat from 'going for it' on 4th and 10 deep in Donkey territory late in the game. The Donx almost fumbled it away, but 'only' gave it up on downs. The Steelers scored almost instantly, you could hear the laughter all the way from Pittsburg. Donkey trainers were seen trying to pour lemon juice on the nail holes in the Donx coffin during the Steelers subsequent Touchdown, but too little, too late. Please give generously to the American Papercut Association. Donxfan's wish they would have. __________________ A man can never own too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition. -- R. Kipling
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