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Old 05-10-2006, 10:03 AM  
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Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Damned Gay Cowboy
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1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"

2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"

3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."

4. "Howdy, pardner."

5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."

6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."

7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."

8. "Let's mount up!"

9. "Nice spread ya got there!"

10. "Ride'em cowboy!"
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Old 05-10-2006, 10:31 AM   #2
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Old 05-10-2006, 10:33 AM   #3
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Old 05-10-2006, 10:34 AM   #4
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Old 05-10-2006, 10:34 AM   #5
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Old 05-10-2006, 10:36 AM   #6
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Old 05-10-2006, 10:39 AM   #7
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Old 05-10-2006, 10:39 AM   #8
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One more Lone Ranger thingy:

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt and said "I do. Why?"

The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you would like to know that your horse is just about dead outside." The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough, Silver was about dead from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got him some water and made him drink it. Soon Silver was starting to feel better.

The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better." Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe", and took off running circles around Silver. Not able to do anything but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his drink.

A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and announces, "Who owns that big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stands again and claims, "I do. What is wrong with him this time?" The cowboy says to him, "Nothin' much, I just wanted you to know....you left your Injun running.
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Old 05-10-2006, 11:00 AM   #10
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Old 05-10-2006, 11:01 AM   #11
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