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**Iowanian** · 11-27-2006, 07:43 PM

7. If you were a planet, dwarf planet, moon, or asteroid, which one would you be, and why?

Mars. They don't call it the "red" planet because its communist or sunburned....its was colonized by Chiefs fans. Beings that I'll be the only native of the local, and its the natural next step in market expansion, my abilities to speak the language and interpret the cultural aspects make my leverage GREAT at my next review.
8. Excluding all Americans and English, which major or minor leader or general during World War II do you most resemble in personality, and why?

Rommel. I'm an imposing force when determined and can lead a battalion of researches through heat, drought and the most imposing of Allied circumstances.

9. If you could change one thing about your current grocery store, what would it be and why?

My grocery store? The wife shops.
The changes I'd make if I were a market share owner would be semi-disposable mini computers that shoppers could purchase monthly, add credit and use as a debit card...On this device, I'd have digital coupons and ads for the products I wished to move, the customer could create their shopping list, insert it into the slot on the cutting edge shopping carts, be reminded of complimentary items(you're buying hotdogs....how about these buns and some ketchup?) and advised as to their location.

10. Tarzan lived during the 1930s, as played by Johnny Weismuller. He’s got to be dead by now. how did he die?

He was bitten on the tongue by A poisonous Terrantula nesting in the entagled vines of Jane's cooter canyon.

11. A priest, a hooker, and Paris Hilton walk into a bar. What happens next? Paris Hilton announces that her Wedding tackle is overexposed and worn ragged....the Hooker offers to sell hers to Paris, but its been worn tonight...the Priest takes it from her hand, spatters it with holy water and negotiates that Paris provide cheese and crackers for the orphanage in exhange for his blessing the transaction with good fortune and clean living.

12. I’m thinking of a number between 1 and 100. What number do you think it is?

The Number, is 37

11-27-2006, 07:43 PM	#11
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1668454	7. If you were a planet, dwarf planet, moon, or asteroid, which one would you be, and why? Mars. They don't call it the "red" planet because its communist or sunburned....its was colonized by Chiefs fans. Beings that I'll be the only native of the local, and its the natural next step in market expansion, my abilities to speak the language and interpret the cultural aspects make my leverage GREAT at my next review. 8. Excluding all Americans and English, which major or minor leader or general during World War II do you most resemble in personality, and why? Rommel. I'm an imposing force when determined and can lead a battalion of researches through heat, drought and the most imposing of Allied circumstances. 9. If you could change one thing about your current grocery store, what would it be and why? My grocery store? The wife shops. The changes I'd make if I were a market share owner would be semi-disposable mini computers that shoppers could purchase monthly, add credit and use as a debit card...On this device, I'd have digital coupons and ads for the products I wished to move, the customer could create their shopping list, insert it into the slot on the cutting edge shopping carts, be reminded of complimentary items(you're buying hotdogs....how about these buns and some ketchup?) and advised as to their location. 10. Tarzan lived during the 1930s, as played by Johnny Weismuller. He’s got to be dead by now. how did he die? He was bitten on the tongue by A poisonous Terrantula nesting in the entagled vines of Jane's cooter canyon. 11. A priest, a hooker, and Paris Hilton walk into a bar. What happens next? Paris Hilton announces that her Wedding tackle is overexposed and worn ragged....the Hooker offers to sell hers to Paris, but its been worn tonight...the Priest takes it from her hand, spatters it with holy water and negotiates that Paris provide cheese and crackers for the orphanage in exhange for his blessing the transaction with good fortune and clean living. 12. I’m thinking of a number between 1 and 100. What number do you think it is? The Number, is 37 Last edited by Iowanian; 11-27-2006 at 07:48 PM..
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