Toilet Plunger Blues

[Iowanian]

Cheeefs here is can-EH-dian,
working at the boarder.
when he takes a daily dump at night
The tor-lets out of order.

A defication stadium
muddy for the running game
They call it Investco stadium
Pile high is its name.

I've read your close encounter
of the second kind.
You might be in need of crutches,
you could be chop blocked from behind.

The maid was wearing orange
and cleaning out the bowl
she's coming back this morning
with an excavating hoe.

Take a shovel when you go out there,
and dig yourself a hole.
take your daily raider fan,
in Nature's toilet bowl.