JoPo: Carl has us all fooled

[Chiefs Pantalones]

While it will most likely not happen, I hope Clark gets rid of everyone, from Carl to the scouts to the janitors. This organizations needs a thorough colon cleansing.

[FAX]

Originally Posted by Vanilla Thunder

While it will most likely not happen, I hope Clark gets rid of everyone, from Carl to the scouts to the janitors. This organizations needs a thorough colon cleansing.

This would be a great time to do it, Mr. Vanilla Thunder. The Mighty Clark asserts his authority after assumption of the undivided throne.

Thing is, if it doesn't happen soon, it probably won't until Carl's contract expires.

FAX

[htismaqe]

Originally Posted by FAX

This would be a great time to do it, Mr. Vanilla Thunder. The Mighty Clark asserts his authority after assumption of the undivided throne.

Thing is, if it doesn't happen soon, it probably won't until Carl's contract expires.

FAX

The problem is that the Mighty Clark has been filthy rich his entire life. When you have his kind of money $1,000 here and $100,000 there is like pocket change.

I can't think of a single thing the fans can do that would hit him DEEP ENOUGH in the pocketbook to actually make him want to change things.

Which means we're basically at his mercy.

[DJJasonp]

Originally Posted by htismaqe

The problem is that the Mighty Clark has been filthy rich his entire life. When you have his kind of money $1,000 here and $100,000 there is like pocket change.

I can't think of a single thing the fans can do that would hit him DEEP ENOUGH in the pocketbook to actually make him want to change things.

Which means we're basically at his mercy.

And if we did hit him hard enough to tick him off....he'd move the team.

[htismaqe]

Originally Posted by DJJasonp

And if we did hit him hard enough to tick him off....he'd move the team.

Not for 25 years, he won't.

The $ amount of the penalties in the new lease definitely register on his rader.

[Simplex3]

Originally Posted by DJJasonp

And if we did hit him hard enough to tick him off....he'd move the team.

So? If he isn't going to try and field a quality product then f**k them. I can tolerate trying and failing, but sitting on your thumb waiting for the check to come in doesn't fly with me.

Give me the deal Cleveland got. If Clark won't try and fix it then send this pile of crap to some other city and give me a new Chiefs.

[htismaqe]

Originally Posted by Simplex3

So? If he isn't going to try and field a quality product then f**k them. I can tolerate trying and failing, but sitting on your thumb waiting for the check to come in doesn't fly with me.

Give me the deal Cleveland got. If Clark won't try and fix it then send this pile of crap to some other city and give me a new Chiefs.

The deal that Cleveland got isn't gonna happen. There won't ever be more than 32 teams in the NFL.

If we lose our team, it's likely we'll never get another. Maybe we could get the Vikings and play in the NFC North?

[Simplex3]

Originally Posted by htismaqe

The deal that Cleveland got isn't gonna happen. There won't ever be more than 32 teams in the NFL.

If we lose our team, it's likely we'll never get another. Maybe we could get the Vikings and play in the NFC North?

That would rule.

How do we get this done? Even "Timmay!!" could win in that freaking division.

[bogie]

Originally Posted by htismaqe

The problem is that the Mighty Clark has been filthy rich his entire life. When you have his kind of money $1,000 here and $100,000 there is like pocket change.

I can't think of a single thing the fans can do that would hit him DEEP ENOUGH in the pocketbook to actually make him want to change things.

Which means we're basically at his mercy.

vurp

[Bob Dole]

Originally Posted by Vanilla Thunder

While it will most likely not happen, I hope Clark gets rid of everyone, from Carl to the scouts to the janitors. This organizations needs a thorough colon cleansing.

The offices have looked pretty clean the few times Bob Dole has been in there. He could probably leave the janitorial staff alone.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Originally Posted by Bob Dole

The offices have looked pretty clean the few times Bob Dole has been in there. He could probably leave the janitorial staff alone.

They shall stay on then.

Should Clark give the janitorial staff free colon cleansings for their great work?

[RealSNR]

Originally Posted by Vanilla Thunder

They shall stay on then.

Should Clark give the janitorial staff free colon cleansings for their great work?

Let's put the janitorial staff at GM. They won't ask for as much money, they probably follow the NFL and its workings pretty well, and if the Chiefs did win a Super Bowl, it would be the NFL's greatest story ever told. "Toilet Bowl to Super Bowl- The Super Bowl Kansas City Chiefs"

Plus they don't have that far to go to be better than Carl. One playoff berth in 9 years. I think they could do it just fine.

[Mr. Laz]

Originally Posted by Vanilla Thunder

This organizations needs a thorough colon cleansing.

this town needs an enema...

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Originally Posted by Laz

this town needs an enema...

Now that would be SWEET if the Joker were our next GM.

[FAX]

Originally Posted by Vanilla Thunder

Now that would be SWEET if the Joker were our next GM.

You mean, we don't, Mr. Vanilla Thunder?

"Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile."

FAX