OFF Season Topic - Why not support human cloning?

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Originally Posted by ptlyon

Obviously Jessica Simpson should be the only one that is cloned.

That would be mint.

"A Jessica Simpson for everyone!"

There'd be conversations like this:

Doug: "Hey Tim, my Jessica Simpson flipped again, can I borrow yours?

Tim: "No way. The last time I let you borrow my Lohan, you brought her back lookin all skinny and cracked out and shit."

Doug: "Dude, that wasn't my fault. Me and Joey left her alone with his Hilton for 5 min. to make a beer run........ I didn't know."

Tim: "Exactly. Forget it, dude, I just got her back from being detailed. Call Jim, he just got a new Chabert and I think he still has his old Spears lying around."

Doug: "Ewwww".