In case you didnt know: Women are retarted.

[kepp]

Originally Posted by Bearcat

Good thread for the best forward I've gotten in a while...

TWISTED VALENTINES:

These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but the least romantic second line.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.

Kind, intelligent, loving, and hot
This describes everything you're not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that bag from off your face.

love your smile, your face, your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love , you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.