In case you didnt know: Women are retarted.

[Chief Nute]

Originally Posted by Redrum_69

I'll decode it for you


Basically...hes just saying that you are a piece of shit. That your miserable existence must be capped by knowing your wife has to work six days while you waste your days away.

I understand how you got here, but all I can say is that your mom must be full of regret. If only on that one fateful day she would have used a coathanger to pull you, but instead she suffered through the pain of having you and suffers for it every day since.

Your are a real piece of work, the best part of you ended up as leftovers in the recycle bin at the free clinic.

On the other hand..

I'll make sure your wife gets the daily double knuckle shuffle and when she comes in waddling in from a hard days work, dont ask her where she got the rug burns on her knees.

Dude, I must say, when people write that they are LOL'ing on the computer, they are probably not laughing at all.......but I can honestly say you are one funny fuker. You crack me up