Let's ask Rainman - Page 4

blueballs · 03-25-2007, 03:16 PM

This is your chance to ask Rainman a question*

*the probability of Rainman giving an answer
depends on the question
the person asking said question
Rainman's availability and desire to answer the question

I will start:

Rainman who was the Chiefs' best draft pick?

**Iowanian** · 03-26-2007, 10:19 AM

Cool. Its like CSI Miami to the CSI-askIowanian Las vegas.

chagrin · 03-26-2007, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla

What's up with the Black Sabbath featuring Tony Iommi album? Seriously.

Heh, or TYR

Kerberos · 03-26-2007, 12:17 PM

Rainman

Are the "Mattress Police" real or just a made up entity to scare women and children and give Fletch an extra scene in the movie?

Eleazar · 03-26-2007, 12:20 PM

Have any good stock tips for us, Mr. Rain Man?

plbrdude · 03-26-2007, 12:25 PM

mr. rainman, what is the proability of tynes attempting 50+ field goals this coming season?

**Rain Man** · 03-26-2007, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by DMAC

Rainman:

This is weird: I have noticed over the last few months that every day at around 10AM, I sneeze.

There is never a day that I don't sneeze.

Here is where it gets really weird...Daylight Savings kicked in...and now I sneeze every day at around 11 AM.

It's not like I know it is always coming...I actually forget everday until I actually sneeze. That's when I look at the clock.

Why does this happen, Rainman?

Hmm, this is an interesting one. Since your sneezing changes with daylight savings time, it would appear that it's not linked to time of day, but rather your internal clock. My initial guess is that it's an evolutionary trait developed by one of your ancestors who worked a 10 to 6 shift on a pepper schooner for the Dutch East Indies Company.

**Rain Man** · 03-26-2007, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

Cool. Its like CSI Miami to the CSI-askIowanian Las vegas.

Yeah. My thread has bikinis.

DMAC · 03-26-2007, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Hmm, this is an interesting one. Since your sneezing changes with daylight savings time, it would appear that it's not linked to time of day, but rather your internal clock. My initial guess is that it's an evolutionary trait developed by one of your ancestors who worked a 10 to 6 shift on a pepper schooner for the Dutch East Indies Company.

That makes more sense than anything I could come up with.

**Rain Man** · 03-26-2007, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rxrider

Rainman

Are the "Mattress Police" real or just a made up entity to scare women and children and give Fletch an extra scene in the movie?

Mattress police exist as a dedicated force only the states of Utah and Alabama, and in the City of Hot Springs, Arkansas. In the latter case, they were created to deal with a massive black market problem more than ripped-off tags.

**Rain Man** · 03-26-2007, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cochise

Have any good stock tips for us, Mr. Rain Man?

Stock?

Due to genetic research, sheep will apparently soon be able to do low-level office work. That can only mean a massive price increase. Buy now.

**Rain Man** · 03-26-2007, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by plbrdude

mr. rainman, what is the proability of tynes attempting 50+ field goals this coming season?

100 minus his likelihood of being injured.

**Rain Man** · 03-26-2007, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by chagrin

I think balls has a non-sexual male crush on rain man, yeesh

Nah, he's just friendly because I procure prostitutes for him.

**Baby Lee** · 03-26-2007, 01:32 PM

I know the answer, but love the Zen of the question.

Rainman - how do you get Teflon to stick to a pan?

**Rain Man** · 03-26-2007, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee

I know the answer, but love the Zen of the question.

Rainman - how do you get Teflon to stick to a pan?

Lick it when it's really hot.

**Iowanian** · 03-26-2007, 02:29 PM

How much would you give for a quality, used apricot colored bike?

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