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Wow,what a way to go
So there you are teeing off with a few friends,looking forward to a nice game of golf and the next thing you know....
Golfer Killed After Cart Plunges 75 Feet Off Cliff Poor bastard. FALLBROOK, Calif. (AP) - A 65-year-old golfer died Tuesday after his golf cart plunged 75 feet off a cliff and crashed into a road below, authorities said. The man teed off with three friends on the second hole of the Pala Mesa Resort Golf Course in northern San Diego County at around 10 a.m. and then got into his cart. The vehicle veered off the concrete pathway, traveled down a 25-foot embankment and went over the edge of a cliff, California Highway Patrol spokesman Tom Kerns said. The recently retired real estate agent from Irvine was ejected shortly before the cart hit the road beneath the cliff and died on impact, Kerns said. His name was not immediately released. No one else was involved in the crash. Investigators will inspect the golf cart for mechanical failures, Kerns said. |
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Dude didn't think of bailing out before the cliff? Wow.
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05-22-2007, 09:35 PM | #4 |
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Um...let's see...golf carts+75' cliff...how could anything bad happen? Mix in a friggin' guardrail already.
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05-22-2007, 09:54 PM | #5 | |
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05-22-2007, 09:56 PM | #6 |
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and he's riding the fairway to ....heaven
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05-22-2007, 10:03 PM | #9 |
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So his final drive on a golf course was only 75 feet. How sad.
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05-22-2007, 10:05 PM | #10 |
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Looks like he took a drop.
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05-22-2007, 10:09 PM | #11 |
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Maybe he suffered a stroke.
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05-22-2007, 10:12 PM | #12 |
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It's definitely one way to try and get a birdie
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05-22-2007, 10:15 PM | #13 |
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rep to all you fools with the pun replies.
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05-22-2007, 10:16 PM | #14 |
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I'll bet his friends had just told him they wouldn't be doing mulligans this round.
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05-22-2007, 10:17 PM | #15 |
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Way to avoid the sandtrap!
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