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Old 10-11-2007, 11:27 AM  
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Guyku: Sharpen your writing chops!
Hey CPers:

My good friend Vinnie in Chicago is working on a project.
Here's an e-mail he sent to me:

Hey guys, I am working on an idea that I think you can help me with.
It's called; Guyku.

Ya know, guy and haiku.
An example;

She's still in my bed
Her toothbrush sits on the sink
I thought she would leave

Have fun, we're working on a coffee table book and will give attribution lines to all.

vinnie

Here were my suggestions:

Keep out of trouble:
"Yes Dear, You're Right, I'm Sorry"
It works like a charm.

The screaming is shrill
I am inconsiderate
I put the seat down.

Hey, what was your name?
The sun rises in the East...
Oh, sure I'll call you.

I can't stop staring
Wow...thirty-eight double D...
Must avert my eyes!!!

I went to the store
My wife is out of Tampax
God, I'm Pussy Whipped.

Think this is a natural for many of you poetic prose purveyors!
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Old 10-11-2007, 11:50 AM   #2
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Old 10-11-2007, 11:51 AM   #3
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Old 10-11-2007, 11:55 AM   #4
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Old 10-11-2007, 11:56 AM   #5
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Old 10-11-2007, 11:59 AM   #6
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Old 10-11-2007, 12:04 PM   #7
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Old 10-11-2007, 12:08 PM   #8
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Old 10-11-2007, 12:11 PM   #9
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Old 10-11-2007, 12:27 PM   #10
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Old 10-11-2007, 12:38 PM   #11
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Mine have been 'loose interpretations' of the form.


Translation: I don't know how to construct a Haiku.
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Old 10-11-2007, 12:42 PM   #12
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Old 10-11-2007, 12:44 PM   #13
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Old 10-11-2007, 12:49 PM   #14
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