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10-26-2007, 07:54 PM | #2 |
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-BS sales guy
Usually dressed in the cheapest clothes of his style, e.g., really bad suit in a dress environment. Tells you a bunch of lies that he's really sincere about, but which immediately tip you off that he's full of baloney. Talks about how he played college football and how he owns this or that or the other thing, and isn't bright enough to do the math, so he implies that he's worth half a billion dollars when you add up all of his claims, and then he leaves and gets into a 12 year-old Camry.
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10-26-2007, 07:58 PM | #3 |
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Search for the bar stereotype thread and you will find some golden nuggets of comedy goodness.
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10-26-2007, 07:59 PM | #4 |
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The philosophisers, complete with multiple web link references to support their opinion. And any contrarian linked references are just crap! ...also see Taco John, Hootie, GuntherFan, etc. |
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10-26-2007, 08:06 PM | #5 |
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The "Buff Guy" weightlifter.
Puts a bunch of weight on the bar. Makes a lot of noise clanking the weighs around. Talks to his buddies about how much weight it is and what is max is (sometimes the math is faulty). Gets some water. Stretches a little bit. Talks to the bar, tells it that its getting handled. Gets some water. Jumps around to stay loose. Gets 3 spotters, sometimes 4 in case one spotter gets hurt. Sets down on the bench. Breathes very heavily, pumping himself up. Readjusts his grip on the bar 42 times. Shakily gets the bar off the rack. Big scream. Needs a spot to get the bar back up. Proceeds to tell everyone what he just threw up on bench. |
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10-26-2007, 09:56 PM | #6 |
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I really dislike "That Guy" that always goes around trying to sound like Arnold Schwarzenneger and quotes the hell out of him, "Its not a tumor; who is your daddy and what does he do?" This guy at work habitually does this, and it really pisses me off.
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10-26-2007, 10:04 PM | #7 | |
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Pretty much the only one that even registers to Bob Dole is the dickhead that has known your wife/girlfriend since before you met her, insists on coming over to the wife/girlfriend and giving her a big hug or pickup line, then when the wife/girlfriend asks, "Have you met my husband/boyfriend, Bob?", the phuqwit claims that he has not, even though you've been introduced to the dickhead every Friday for the past 6 months. Of course, the wife/girlfriend is playing a role in this stupid game by repeatedly asking the question, but Mister Amnesia isn't obligated to play along. |
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10-26-2007, 10:39 PM | #8 | |
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I've known Mr. Buffet for most of my life. Went to school with his son Peter from K-12. I think he was BSing you about the college football though.
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10-26-2007, 11:05 PM | #9 |
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Fantasy Football Guy- the guy who has to come in Monday morning and give you a breakdown of his entire fantasy football team and how all his points were scored and how he narrowly missed out on other points, as if you give a flying crap. It's like someone telling you all about a golf game he shot last week.
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10-27-2007, 01:03 AM | #11 | |
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10-27-2007, 07:40 AM | #12 |
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-The "Callafan" guy
The guy who insists all that ails with Nebraska football is the fault of Frank Solich, and that Bill Callahan will take us to the promised land as long as we give him enough time. |
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10-27-2007, 08:09 AM | #13 |
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"The topper"
No matter what story anyone tells, and no matter how inappropriate, the topper is compelled to relate a story of their own that 'tops' the previous one.
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10-27-2007, 08:42 AM | #14 |
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"Know it all Guy" - he seems to know everything about everything and is always ready with an answer. He would rather make up an elaborate story to escape the answer to a question he doesn't know then say the words, "I Don't Know."
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