Wii have caught you cheating on your husband - Page 2

Silock · 11-21-2007, 07:38 AM

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Husband returns from Iraq only to find out his wife was cheating on him. He finds out because the alleged lover made a Mii in the likes of himself. When the husband examined the calendar, there were many nights they played together whilst he was in Iraq.

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In April of 2006, I was ordered to active duty Army to serve in Iraq for a year. I had gotten married to the woman I had been with for almost 7 years and we promised to stay true to our vows all through my tour. In October she apparently cheated on me with a PBA bowler named *name deleted*. This affair had continued on while I was in Iraq and became more than just a ‘fling’.

In November 2006, while braving the harsh *name deleted* winter, I stood in line for a Nintendo Wii outside a Target on launch day. I emailed him to get it for me because I knew I would not easily find one when I came home on my two week leave in December. He succeeds, being 2nd in line for a brand new Nintendo Wii. Soon after that I am able to play my Nintendo Wii in Iraq and all is well in the world, or so I thought. As the months go by, my time at war is counting down and I start mailing some of my personal items home. In a lockable trunk, I pack up all my stuff that I want home safe and unbroken. I mail my DS, DVD’s and my Nintendo Wii back to my wife for safe keeping.

I arrive home in *name deleted* July 17th and reunite with my wife. Shortly, as I try to reintegrate into my normal life, friends and family tell me of the indiscretions that occurred while I was away at war. I didn’t want to believe them. I ask my wife about the countless accusations and questionable events that happened while I was gone and she denies all of them. I move back home, collect up some of my belongings that she would let me take and I try to sort out all the bull that was left for me to figure out.

So now it’s November 2007. All the lies, and untruths have taken it’s toll. I filed for divorce. To this day all she admits is that she made out with this guy in October. I eventually find emails from him to her declaring their love together and how they will get rid of me so that they can spend the rest of their lives together. Aside from being immensely heartbroken, I am still hurt and confused. All that changed when I plug in my Nintendo Wii for some Wii Sports.

I flip through the Wii menu and visit the Mii Channel so I can peruse the many friends that I have created with the guys that I played with in Iraq. As I go through the characters I see there is a Mii that I have not created. It’s a guy strikingly similar to PBA Bowler *name deleted*. To be sure of this, I went into the Wil Message Board and click on the Calendar option. Through this menu I was able to identify the many nights my wife’s Mii and this ‘other’ Mii Character played Wii Bowling. It became clearly obvious that she couldn’t explain her way out of this. Especially since she claims that she never had contact with him after her alleged ‘kiss’ in October 2006.

BIG_DADDY · 11-21-2007, 01:31 PM

Nothing worse than being left for a bowler.

Duck Dog · 11-21-2007, 02:02 PM

They should ship the whore to Saudi Arabia. 200 lashes

Thig Lyfe · 11-21-2007, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

Nothing worse than being left for a bowler.

Their fingers are extremely dexterous...

**TinyEvel** · 11-21-2007, 02:07 PM

Did he give her the "Brunswick grip?"

StcChief · 11-21-2007, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by TinyEvel

Did he give her the "Brunswick grip?"

Bowler's trade mark move....

Jilly · 11-21-2007, 02:33 PM

she must have been really bowled over by him

barry_smilez20 · 11-21-2007, 02:34 PM

i love bowling

Jilly · 11-21-2007, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by barry_smilez20

i love bowling

then this story must be right up your alley

seclark · 11-21-2007, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

Nothing worse than being left for a bowler.

better than getting jilted for a mime. i would be pissed.
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KChiefer · 11-21-2007, 02:44 PM

The guy was framed!

But who pinned it on him?

Demonpenz · 11-21-2007, 02:44 PM

bowlers always have their heads in the guttter

barry_smilez20 · 11-21-2007, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Jilly

then this story must be right up your alley

Jilly · 11-21-2007, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

bowlers always have their heads in the guttter

yeah, cuz they think with their balls

Demonpenz · 11-21-2007, 03:04 PM

sounds like he stuck 3 times. what a turkey

Silock · 11-21-2007, 07:12 PM

I think she just wanted to touch someone's wiiner. What a wiitch.

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11-21-2007, 02:33 PM	#21
Jilly MVP Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Lee's Summit Casino cash: $9984925	she must have been really bowled over by him __________________ "In most of our human relationships, we spend much of our time reassuring one another that our costumes of identity are on straight." — Ram Dass
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11-21-2007, 02:44 PM	#25
KChiefer Fantastic Planeteer Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Champaign, IL Casino cash: $10006721	The guy was framed! But who pinned it on him?
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11-21-2007, 02:44 PM	#26
Demonpenz Woman should only make babies Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Apartment "G UNIT!" Casino cash: $-403864	bowlers always have their heads in the guttter __________________
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11-21-2007, 03:04 PM	#29
Demonpenz Woman should only make babies Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Apartment "G UNIT!" Casino cash: $-403864	sounds like he stuck 3 times. what a turkey __________________
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11-21-2007, 07:12 PM	#30
Silock MVP Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Overland Park Casino cash: $10020882	I think she just wanted to touch someone's wiiner. What a wiitch.
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