Would you buy a male toddler a little tykes kitchen?

NewChief · 12-03-2007, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Two or three days?! I'd rather be strapped naked to bed with chiefs4me than have dirty dishes in the sink for more than an hour.

That's about what I was thinking. Sure, when I was in college maybe, but my standards have gotten a bit stricter since then. I can't really sleep at night if there are dishes in the sink.

**Donger** · 12-03-2007, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by NewPhin

That's about what I was thinking. Sure, when I was in college maybe, but my standards have gotten a bit stricter since then. I can't really sleep at night if there are dishes in the sink.

I've gotten up before because my wife has gone downstairs to get a glass of milk and left the fucking glass in the sink.

phisherman · 12-03-2007, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

I've gotten up before because my wife has gone downstairs to get a glass of milk and left the fucking glass in the sink.

you sir, have issues.

**Donger** · 12-03-2007, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by phisherman

you sir, have issues.

I know, but she's got a great rack, so I put up with it.

wutamess · 12-03-2007, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

I know, but she's got a great rack, so I put up with it.

Looks like someone's taught you to like boobies.

**Donger** · 12-03-2007, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by wutamess

Looks like someone's taught you to like boobies.

I was half-watching the recent Dallas game, when I looked over at my boy. His eyes were glued to the screen, which is rare for him. I looked at the TV and the Cowboys' cheerleaders were on. I called out his name, and the look on his face was priceless.

**Bowser** · 12-03-2007, 01:13 PM

GET YOUR BITCH ASS IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A PIE!!

dtebbe · 12-03-2007, 01:15 PM

My son (8) has been asking for one for about 3 years now. I just decided to skip the toys and have him start helping me in the kitchen. He does pretty good considering the wife won't let him near the stove.

I learned to cook mostly by not being supervised as a kid. I think I was in 2nd grade when I decided one morning I wanted pancakes. We didn't have any pancake mix, so I got out my moms Betty Crocker cookbook and went to work. Other than getting the quantity of the sugar and salt mixed up... the pancakes were good. From there on I just kept cooking. I was a line chef at the nicest place in our little town by the 8th grade. Learned a lot about life working in the kitchen at that young age. Mostly I learned that every waitress really wants to be doing something else, and that many of them are horny and undersexed..... it was an eye-opening exp. for sure.

DT

12-03-2007, 01:15 PM	#8
dtebbe 3M TA3 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: SoFlo Casino cash: $9993039	My son (8) has been asking for one for about 3 years now. I just decided to skip the toys and have him start helping me in the kitchen. He does pretty good considering the wife won't let him near the stove. I learned to cook mostly by not being supervised as a kid. I think I was in 2nd grade when I decided one morning I wanted pancakes. We didn't have any pancake mix, so I got out my moms Betty Crocker cookbook and went to work. Other than getting the quantity of the sugar and salt mixed up... the pancakes were good. From there on I just kept cooking. I was a line chef at the nicest place in our little town by the 8th grade. Learned a lot about life working in the kitchen at that young age. Mostly I learned that every waitress really wants to be doing something else, and that many of them are horny and undersexed..... it was an eye-opening exp. for sure. DT
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