Stop me if you've heard this one:

[Jilly]

Originally Posted by BigVE

What cracks me up is that day after day somebody will post something like this that they received in an email or heard from some smart-aleck friend and they HONESTLY think "Hmmm...I bet NOBODY on CP has heard THIS ONE!!!" and they rush in and post it thinking that they will be the first in on this "hot topic". Hilarious.
Heck, the guy that pointed out your repost has over FIFTY THREE THOUSAND posts....what else does he have to do?

(no offense jilly)

Oh I'm so offended I might actually kill myself now. I think that's why the thread was titled as it was, Stop me if you've heard this one...." I figured.