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Old 02-26-2008, 06:45 PM  
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Is this bad luck? Britney Spears and my wife
So my wife took a walk today on her street in Beverly Hills. As some of you know, my wife is 7.5 months pregnant with our first child and she went to a nearby maternity store that's going out of business.

Anyway, as she was waiting in line for a dressing room, Britney walks out of a nearby room. She immediately walks up to my wife, lifts her shirt and begins rubbing her belly. Then she aksed "When are you due? You look beautiful. Have a healthy pregnancy!", then exited the store.

Is my baby cursed?
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Old 02-26-2008, 06:47 PM   #2
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Old 02-26-2008, 06:58 PM   #3
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So my wife took a walk today on her street in Beverly Hills. As some of you know, my wife is 7.5 months pregnant with our first child and she went to a nearby maternity store that's going out of business.

Anyway, as she was waiting in line for a dressing room, Britney walks out of a nearby room. She immediately walks up to my wife, lifts her shirt and begins rubbing her belly. Then she aksed "When are you due? You look beautiful. Have a healthy pregnancy!", then exited the store.

Is my baby cursed?
seriously?
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Old 02-26-2008, 07:02 PM   #4
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Old 02-26-2008, 07:04 PM   #5
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It's actually kind of refreshing to hear something positive about her. Granted, the lifting the shirt thing was a bit forward, but at least she was friendly.
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Old 02-26-2008, 07:05 PM   #6
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Old 02-26-2008, 07:06 PM   #7
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It's actually kind of refreshing to hear something positive about her. Granted, the lifting the shirt thing was a bit forward, but at least she was friendly.
She said she wasn't "put together" (hair, makeup, so on) but at least she was pleasant.

But it did take her by surprise.
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Old 02-26-2008, 07:08 PM   #8
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Let's see, in LA, and you're (maybe) the dad?

Yeah, cursed, with or without Britney.
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Old 02-26-2008, 07:08 PM   #9
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I think you would only be cursed if she showed your wife her private parts.
There's nothing private about ANY of Brittney Spears' parts.
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Let's see, in LA, and you're (maybe) the dad?

Yeah, cursed, with or without Britney.

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Old 02-26-2008, 07:18 PM   #12
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Yeah, they were following Britney.

I don't think they got my wife but if they did, it wouldn't be the first time.
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Old 02-26-2008, 07:29 PM   #13
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Seriously what?
i meant did it really happen.

was she speaking in the british accent?
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Old 02-26-2008, 07:37 PM   #14
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i meant did it really happen.

was she speaking in the british accent?
To the first part, yes.

To the second, I have no idea but my wife didn't mention it.

So I assume, no. No British accent.
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