Wanna see a picture of an idiot? - Page 3

Frankie · 03-16-2008, 08:51 AM

Meh Rain Man. We got a couple of them guys right here on this bb. Don't fret dude.

burt · 03-16-2008, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Frankie

Meh Rain Man. We got a couple of them guys right here on this bb. Don't fret dude.

Leave me alone!

Sure-Oz · 03-16-2008, 09:23 AM

What a fat pos, and United does blow ass. I feel sufficated when im in economy as well.

You should've beat his ass and gotten your $29 or whatever from him

blueballs · 03-16-2008, 10:36 AM

I think that's Bob Gretz

**Rain Man** · 03-16-2008, 10:46 AM

I'm debating my plan for the return trip. I'm considering the following options for the people who will doubtless do the same thing then.

1. If United won't enforce their own rules, I'll tell each of the people that I "represent United Airlines" and that if they would like to buy an instant upgrade I'd be glad to sell them one. If they pay me $29 each, fine, and apparently the stewardess won't intervene.

2. I'll go sit in the middle seat right next to them and hum "Oh, Susanna" the entire flight.

3. I'll pick one of them, follow them to their car at a dark spot at DIA, and stab them to death. Then I'll write in blood on their windshield, "Next time, pay the $29."

I kind of like Option 1. It's not like United is going to stop me, right? If I can get payment from 10 people, my trip is free.

blueballs · 03-16-2008, 10:49 AM

Eat lots of red meat and drink plenty of strong beer
then mark your territory

**DaFace** · 03-16-2008, 10:58 AM

I'm surprised you have time to post on the Planet. I mean, how are you going to fit in all of the sights and sounds of Minneapolis in one day? Get out there and see the world!

**Rain Man** · 03-16-2008, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

I'm surprised you have time to post on the Planet. I mean, how are you going to fit in all of the sights and sounds of Minneapolis in one day? Get out there and see the world!

MC is out, so I have to finish her proposal.

**DaFace** · 03-16-2008, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

MC is out, so I have to finish her proposal.

Eww. Well, hope it goes quickly at least.

88TG88 · 03-16-2008, 11:18 AM

Shoulda kicked his ass.

StcChief · 03-16-2008, 11:33 AM

Yeah. wonder why the Airlines are in trouble. at $29/ea. and not enforcing "free upgrade" .... fire a few Stewardess over this and watch what happens

Halfcan · 03-16-2008, 11:33 AM

You should have came up behind him at the baggage deal and kicked him as hard as you could in the nuts and said.....

You know who you fuggin with you you dumb mother fugger????

I am RAINMAN!!!!

And as he is laying on the floor craddleing his tiny nuts-you quietly grab your bag and his his-and then walk out.

**Iowanian** · 03-16-2008, 11:36 AM

Holy Crap...

ladies and Gentlemen....BILL BRASKEY IS IN THE HOUSE!

painting it.

chagrin · 03-16-2008, 02:22 PM

Sorry about that Rain Man - I hate people like that and never miss an opportunity to call one out; frankly I admire your restraint, he looks like a typical bully wannabe. You shouldn't have to pay full price and I hope you took the STEWARDESS's name, the flight number and the situation down to report it to them; surely they'd make amends somehow since you fly so much.

burt · 03-16-2008, 02:33 PM

Oh, Susanna, won't you play for me.....

03-16-2008, 08:51 AM	#1
Frankie Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Casino cash: $10004900	Meh Rain Man. We got a couple of them guys right here on this bb. Don't fret dude.
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03-16-2008, 09:23 AM	#3
Sure-Oz Stay positive, don't give up Join Date: Dec 2001 Casino cash: $1559383	What a fat pos, and United does blow ass. I feel sufficated when im in economy as well. You should've beat his ass and gotten your $29 or whatever from him
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03-16-2008, 10:36 AM	#4
blueballs Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Casino cash: $10004900	I think that's Bob Gretz
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03-16-2008, 10:46 AM	#5
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-772449 VARSITY	I'm debating my plan for the return trip. I'm considering the following options for the people who will doubtless do the same thing then. 1. If United won't enforce their own rules, I'll tell each of the people that I "represent United Airlines" and that if they would like to buy an instant upgrade I'd be glad to sell them one. If they pay me $29 each, fine, and apparently the stewardess won't intervene. 2. I'll go sit in the middle seat right next to them and hum "Oh, Susanna" the entire flight. 3. I'll pick one of them, follow them to their car at a dark spot at DIA, and stab them to death. Then I'll write in blood on their windshield, "Next time, pay the $29." I kind of like Option 1. It's not like United is going to stop me, right? If I can get payment from 10 people, my trip is free. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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03-16-2008, 10:49 AM	#6
blueballs Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Casino cash: $10004900	Eat lots of red meat and drink plenty of strong beer then mark your territory
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03-16-2008, 10:58 AM	#7
DaFace Kind of a mod Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Donkey Land Casino cash: $-1973101	I'm surprised you have time to post on the Planet. I mean, how are you going to fit in all of the sights and sounds of Minneapolis in one day? Get out there and see the world!
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03-16-2008, 11:18 AM	#10
88TG88 don't tell me about collage Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Los Angeles Casino cash: $10009184	Shoulda kicked his ass.
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03-16-2008, 11:33 AM	#11
StcChief Playing for #1 Draft Pick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Just West of Lambs land Casino cash: $10004900	Yeah. wonder why the Airlines are in trouble. at $29/ea. and not enforcing "free upgrade" .... fire a few Stewardess over this and watch what happens __________________ sig test for this screwy schema
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03-16-2008, 11:33 AM	#12
Halfcan In Search of a Life Join Date: Aug 2005 Casino cash: $7327995	You should have came up behind him at the baggage deal and kicked him as hard as you could in the nuts and said..... You know who you fuggin with you you dumb mother fugger???? I am RAINMAN!!!! And as he is laying on the floor craddleing his tiny nuts-you quietly grab your bag and his his-and then walk out.
Posts: 43,200

03-16-2008, 11:36 AM	#13
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1638454	Holy Crap... ladies and Gentlemen....BILL BRASKEY IS IN THE HOUSE! painting it.
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03-16-2008, 02:22 PM	#14
chagrin Giggitty! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Missoula, Mt Casino cash: $9804905	Sorry about that Rain Man - I hate people like that and never miss an opportunity to call one out; frankly I admire your restraint, he looks like a typical bully wannabe. You shouldn't have to pay full price and I hope you took the STEWARDESS's name, the flight number and the situation down to report it to them; surely they'd make amends somehow since you fly so much. __________________ Times have changed, so have I, things are better now.
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